Birdie Mae: Painfully hilbilly and cutesy.
Lola Alain: The tongue flops with all those ls.
Beatrice Danger: Why people think danger is a good idea as a name I don't get.
Navy Rome: And Army Greece?
Vaeda Luma: Sounds like an early movie camera.
Violet Skye: A violet sky, that's far out, psychedelic, man.
Benjamin Allen This is really, really nice.
Franklin: Reminds me of the kids' books about Franklin the turtle.
Winston Roy: Winston always makes me think of a dog.
Christopher John "CJ" This is very nice too.
Beau Bobby Bruce: And his brother Ricky Bobby?
Rise Harlen: What, is that some kind of urban renewal charity?
Enzo & Maude: Enzo sounds like a sports car, and Maude is fugly as fugly gets. They don't sound like they're even from the same family.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin