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There used to be a nice couple from either New York or New Jersey who lived near my mother and stepfather. Their names were Bernie and Rosemary, and they had very strong accents, and Rosemary sometimes referred to Bernie by his full name.
So when he was sick, before he died Lorraine (my mother) made them a big pot of soup and brought it over to their house, and Rosemary was very happy with it and thanked her profusely, and she said "Beh-nahd just loves soup!"

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