Aaileah Kathleen: Somebody went crazy with the vowels.
Alyssa Florence: This is a very nice combo, nicely balanced.
Amanda Elizabeth: Nice to see Amanda still in use.
Analivia Joy: It was bound to happen. Now I'm reminded of a BTN troll years ago who was obsessed with the "name" Annabethika.
Autumn Rose: Both very nice names, but together they sound like something I could pick up at the Yankee Candle store.
Bradlee Rae: Bradley will never be feminine no matter how you spell it.
Della Lucille: Sounds like a 300-pound blues singer.
Elise Bernice: Elise Bernic De-Vries, my niece.
Ella Mae: Very Beverly Hillbillies.
Ennabelle Grace: This is why I don't like Ember; it sounds like a weird accent trying to say Amber. Ennabelle is even worse; at least Ember's a real word.
Halo Aribella Luca: Halo, Goo-Bye.
Hayley Marie
Jade Rose: A very strange green flower.
Kathy Anne Marie: Kathy is very odd today.
Kirby Franklynn: Maybe she can be friends with Bradlee.
Lamea Rose: A shiny lamae rose? Or a lame one?
Lydia Lou: This is awful.
Mona Elisabeth: Mona is so ugly.
Rowan Reane: What a mumble.
Rylee Skye: Go ahead, why not go all out and name her Rylee Skylee?
Season Nkauj Hmoob: These people better be able to speak whatever language those two middle names are.
Stella MayMe: Stella May, that's me!
Axl James: I cringe at the name Axel; I cringe even harder at this.
Crew James: But there's only one of him.
Cullen Allen: Foghorn Leghorn names strike again.
Dayton James: I'm datin' James.
Eclipse: This is so dumb.
Kal Thai: Is this some new martial art?
Kim Kelly: This sounds like a pinup girl of the 1960's.
Layn Ryan: At least they didn't name him Layne Bryant.
Layton James: Around here Layton is a stereotypical old-man name.
Leo Lon Red: Leo the Long Red something.
Pendleton Peter: Picked a peck of pickled peppers.