So, I'm all but certain that the majority of people here would consider naming one's daughter
Myrtle to be a genuinely bad idea, but my wife and I are head-over-heels in love with this name. Try to put your revulsion aside for a moment in order to help us out. :) We're stuck on a middle name. Any thoughts? If it helps give you any idea of our naming style, our five-year-old son is named
Clive Maynard. Our last name starts with an "M," is two syllables long and ends in "-er." Hit me with something I've never heard.