You're you and I'm me and I didn't like it. I like to stand out a little. I like wearing brightly colored pants and my hair would be purple if I wouldn't get fired for it.
So you can name your kids Mary and Matthew and I won't complain that those are boring to your face because I'm not a jerk, and I'll name my kids Mordecai and Parisa and I hope you'll realize ultimately it's not your business what I like.