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I think this is more or less the worst name ever. There's nothing about it that ties it down, it is a long boring string of substanceless syllables. It is like a name simply designed to make everyone think it's the most beautiful name ever. It's like a photoshopped magazine cover. It is completely vacuous. Nothing is good about it. I would rather name my daughter a long list of things than Eliana.

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Butters
Pringles
Kissy
Lumpy
Frank
Cherubina
Plopsleigh
Brunt
Burden
Unwished-For-Child
Ugly
Stumpy
Blind-And-Lame
etc