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Old Testament names are in:

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Abel
Abraham
Abram
Amos
Ebrahim
Enoch
Ephraim
Ezekiel
Ezra
Gideon
Isaac
Isaiah
Jedidiah
Jonah
Jonas
Malachi
Micah
Noah
Samson
Solomon
Zachariah

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But who needs a full name? A letter will suffice:

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A
C
J
T
TJ

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Yoo'neeq spellings:

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Adriyan
Aidon
Aidyn
Aiedien
Alexsander
Anghel
Archey
Aydan
Ayden
Aydin
Bailie
Borisz
Borys
Camaron
Cambel
Cambell
Colbie
Coleby
Connar
Crayg
Cristyan
Cruze
Daanyaal
Daanyal
Daemyn
Danial
Daniil
Daniyal
Danyaal
Dechlan
Declen
Declin
Declyn
Devan
Deven
Devin
Devyn
Dhilan
Domanic
Eathan
Elijus
Elyas
Ethen
Fin
Fraizer
Gabrial
Harvie
Haryson
Jac
Jacksyn
Jak
Jakson
Jakub
Jaxon
Jaxson
Jayceon
Jaymz
Jayson
Jaysson
Jhames
Joolz
Jordin
Jordon
Jordyn
Josaia
Kacper
Kaie
Kailub
Kalebh
Kalib
Kamden
Kamran
Kamryn
Kaydyn
Kayleb
Kennadie
Kennith
Kenzee
Khole
Khye
Khyran
Kieth
Kobe
Kobee
Kobey
Kobie
Koby
Kodey
Kruz
Krysitian
Leeam
Lenix
Lennan
Lenon
Le'on
Livai
L-jay
Logen
Maks
Malaki
Malkum
Marcas
Maxymilian
Mikah
Mikee
Mikie
Millan
Morgyn
Mykenzie
Mykey
Naythan
Neel
Oliwer
Patrik
Patryk
Ralphie
Redd
Reubyn
Rhyan
Roby
Rorie
Rowen
Rubin
Shamus
Sonney
Sonnie
Stevy
Sunni
Taelor
Ty-rhys
Ythan
Zackariya
Zackious
Zakaria
Zakariya
Zakeriya
Zaq

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Two letters are better than one:

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Aadam
Aaden
Aidenn
Bailley
Baillie
Brokk
Haaris
Kennzie
Lucca
Maxx-Cody
Neill
Robb
Ryaan
Shaunn
Thyler-Jakk
Zaac
Zakk
Zenn

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My son is going to be wonderful:

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Ace

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My baby comes from outer space:

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Alian

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I love Star Wars:

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Anakin

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Celebrity-inspired names:

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Andre
Cyrus
Django
Gallagher
Keane
Keanu
Lennon
Manson
Moby
Orlando
Ozzy
Zidane
Zinedine

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Spelling our son's name so that it ends in i doesn't make it girly or unfinished. Not at all:

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Archi
Colbi
Cori
Darci
Franki
Freddi
Harri
Jeremi
Kaidi
Kassidi
Kenzi
Kobi
Loki
Loui
Macki
Mani
McKenzi
Ricki
Robbi
Robi
Rossi
Sami
Timi
Tommi

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My son is going to be a firestarter:

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Arsen

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Let's name our son after a fictional lion:

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Aslan

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I love my car:

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Aston
Axel
Ford
Ka

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I cant afford Christmas presents for my son so I'll bring him up to hate the whole thing:

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Ebenezer

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Let's name our son after something sharp:

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Austin-Blade
Dart
Spike

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I want to name my child after my bank:

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Barclay

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My son is good enough to eat:

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Basil
Berry
Bran
Chili
Gum
Herbie

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Our son was conceived on an Antarctic cruise:

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Berg
Cruise

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Biblical / religious / spiritual / virtue names:

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Amen
Blessing
Boaz
Canaan
Chi
Divine
Favour
Godlove
Godsome
Islam
Peace
Prosper
Wisdom
Zen
Zion

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My son will have a colourful life:

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Blue
Kayden-Blue
Red

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Let's name our child after a talking cartoon bird:

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Buzby

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Hyphen? What's a hyphen?

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Calebwilliam
Jamesallan
Jamesjohn
JaydenLee
Jaysonlee
Johnpaul
Jonpaul
Liamsalih
Mickeyjohn
Nicolabart
Seanlee
Seanpaul
Thomasjay

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My son will be a lover, not a fighter:

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Casanova
Romeo

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I want to name my child after a chair. In French:

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Chaise

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... or a house

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Maison

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Let's name our son after a dictator...:

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Che
Franco

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... or a US President...:

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Clinton
Nixon

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...or a philosopher:

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Socrates

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Nature names:

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Clay
Forrest
Heath
Munro
Raven
River
Robin
Storm
Sunny

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Place names:

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Basel
Dakota
Denver
Devon
Houston
Hudson
Israel
Kingston
Lyon
Mali
Milan
Nevis
Rio
Sutherland

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Naming kids after countries is so overdone. I'm going to name mine after a nationality instead:

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Danish
Roman
Thai

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I'm going to name my son after the first thing I said when I found out I was pregnant:

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Dang

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Made-up names:

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Adian
Danteson
Lukias

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When my son grows up, he'll make a great pair of jeans:

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Denim

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Girls' names for boys:

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Dido
Janis
Joy
Karol
Kay
Kaya
Kristin
Nikki
Rhian
Rhiann
Samuela
Stevie

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Now that fuel prices are so high, wouldn't it be great if our kid could power our car?

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Diesel

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Mythological names:

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Dimosthenes
Odin
Orion
Phoenix
Troy

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You love my taste in names, donncha?

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Donncha

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My son will be homosexual...:

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Gai

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... but we want our son to be completely sure of his gender:

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Mael
Man

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Do you think I could get away with naming my son Hawkeye? No, too weird? How about:

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Hawkai

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I can't remember who my son's father is, but I CAN remember what I was drinking the night he was conceived:

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Jack-Daniel

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Britney is my hero:

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Jaiden-James

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Now I've got mixed up! I called the place where I store my jam "Matthew", and I called my son:

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Jamshed

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My child is going to be locked up and only allowed out on special occasions:

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Kage

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Royalty names:

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Kaiser
King

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My son was born with two humps:

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Kamal

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I've already decided on my son's career:

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Law

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I want my son's life to be full of magic:

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Merlin

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Now that the paternity test results are back, I want everyone to know that he's:

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Myson

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When my wife said she wanted to name our son after his grandmother, I didn't know she meant it quite so literally:

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Nana

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I didn't know what to name my son, so I booted up my laptop for some inspiration:

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Acer
Norton

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Let's name our child after a quiz show:

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Qi

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Whatever our son does, he will never be right...:

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Rong

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... or happy:

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Saad

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I want my son's name to look like a typo:

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Sgilbert

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Other names of note:

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Aneurin
Arlo
August
Chance
Cosmo
Cyprian
Fabrice
Florian
Jojo
Kelso
Kuba
Landi
Lando
Mungo
Nero
Oren
Otis
Otto
Ptolemy
Razzer
Rune
Tin
Tio-Rayne
Tyler-J

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S xx