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Help*headdesk*
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
BOYS
January -- I hate this on a girl. On a boy, it's worse.
Attican Skywalker -- Dad likes Star Wars, Mom likes To Kill A Mockingbird.
Jamie Massachusetts -- well, all the other dumb place names were taken!
Ashley Curtis -- a failed attempt to bring back a name that used to be masculine
Prince Sebastian Xavier Eugene -- To The Parents This May Concern: making your kid's name obnoxiously long and adding a prefix does not, in fact, make your child royalty. Take it up with HRH when you get the chance.
Circe Matos -- Yeah. Name your son after a woman who turns people into pigs. Nice.
Pratt Packer -- He packs annoying idiots into little boxes and ships them far, far away.
Phox Martin -- Mom is a gardener. Dad is a wildlife enthusiast.
GIRLS
Kricket Nicole -- From trashy to tryndeigh!
Tigger Lily -- You have officially ruined Winnie The Pooh for your daughter. Congratulations.
Orange Blossom -- fiddler parents wanted their daughter to be special! :-D
Perri Diane -- I really like this
Laurel Anne -- ditto
Isabellar Unity -- ah. Because Isabella would have been too common?
Remedy Rain -- the way to do this is to move to the desert.
Pixeigh Lee -- No. No one will EVER guess you were going for Pixie.
Waverly Renee -- as in wavelength?
James
Cale
Joey
Brandon
Connor -- all five of the above (with the exception of the misspelled vegetable) need to go right back to the boys' side.
Loyalty Liberty -- she will have neither of these (the loyalty being to the idiots who named her)
Pixie Rosa -- what is with the mythical creature thing?
Precious Purity -- something you lost the moment little P.P. was conceived.
True Star -- not a fake one like all the other kids!
Daysy Jynx -- you've definitely jynxed this little flour... oops. sorry. Did I misspell something too?
Canoe Waterfall & Meadow Prairie -- I knew a girl named Prairie Wolfe... I thought that was obnoxiously hippie until I saw this.
SIBLINGS:
Chanel Catherine, Armani Ralph, Gucci Evelyn, Prada Kytlyn, Giorgio Walter, and Coutoure Deidre -- There is nothing I can do to fix this, and that thought makes me want to cry.
I don't have the time or energy or willpower to fix the critique the rest of these atrocities. AAAAAAAGH
January -- I hate this on a girl. On a boy, it's worse.
Attican Skywalker -- Dad likes Star Wars, Mom likes To Kill A Mockingbird.
Jamie Massachusetts -- well, all the other dumb place names were taken!
Ashley Curtis -- a failed attempt to bring back a name that used to be masculine
Prince Sebastian Xavier Eugene -- To The Parents This May Concern: making your kid's name obnoxiously long and adding a prefix does not, in fact, make your child royalty. Take it up with HRH when you get the chance.
Circe Matos -- Yeah. Name your son after a woman who turns people into pigs. Nice.
Pratt Packer -- He packs annoying idiots into little boxes and ships them far, far away.
Phox Martin -- Mom is a gardener. Dad is a wildlife enthusiast.
GIRLS
Kricket Nicole -- From trashy to tryndeigh!
Tigger Lily -- You have officially ruined Winnie The Pooh for your daughter. Congratulations.
Orange Blossom -- fiddler parents wanted their daughter to be special! :-D
Perri Diane -- I really like this
Laurel Anne -- ditto
Isabellar Unity -- ah. Because Isabella would have been too common?
Remedy Rain -- the way to do this is to move to the desert.
Pixeigh Lee -- No. No one will EVER guess you were going for Pixie.
Waverly Renee -- as in wavelength?
James
Cale
Joey
Brandon
Connor -- all five of the above (with the exception of the misspelled vegetable) need to go right back to the boys' side.
Loyalty Liberty -- she will have neither of these (the loyalty being to the idiots who named her)
Pixie Rosa -- what is with the mythical creature thing?
Precious Purity -- something you lost the moment little P.P. was conceived.
True Star -- not a fake one like all the other kids!
Daysy Jynx -- you've definitely jynxed this little flour... oops. sorry. Did I misspell something too?
Canoe Waterfall & Meadow Prairie -- I knew a girl named Prairie Wolfe... I thought that was obnoxiously hippie until I saw this.
SIBLINGS:
Chanel Catherine, Armani Ralph, Gucci Evelyn, Prada Kytlyn, Giorgio Walter, and Coutoure Deidre -- There is nothing I can do to fix this, and that thought makes me want to cry.
I don't have the time or energy or willpower to fix the critique the rest of these atrocities. AAAAAAAGH
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