Oh. My. Dear. Sweet God... *bangs head* (m)
This is the worst yet!
Portrait: Another random word.
Portion: Is she missing a limb?
Michael Michele: Like Victoria/Victoria?
Princess Diamonds, Princess Emereld: Liek comic book characters.
Princess Precious: Is she fluffy, loud and hyper? Does she chew shoes, pee on the floor and drink out of the toilet?
Sparkles: Human, or My Pretty Pony?
Lordslove: Gag me.
Queen Latifia: More celeb worship.
Queen Bath Sheba: *sings softly*
Test: This is ONLY a Test.
Imayzing: the new smarter Iphone!
Tsunami: We covered this the other day.
Kingdom Cornelius: Why be a lowly king or prince when you can be the whole kingdom?
San Quintin: *abruptly switches songs to "Folsom Prison Blues"*
Prince Albert: *snickers* Do you know what a Prince Albert piercing is?
Prince Junior: Parents' combined IQ is 78.
ALl the Lords and Princes are so phony...
Princess: *stops singing, lets forth high-pitched scream that goes on for what feels like ages*
Deutsche: Doytch.
Pore: And his brother Pimple.
Jacker: And his brother Wanker.
Functionfp: *screams again, letting it die intoa horrible moaning wail*
I'm sorry, I need to go take a few pills now.