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These are nice;

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Ann (spelt Anne)
Benjamin (m)
Isaiah (m)
David
Anthony
William

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Why anyone would think Benjamin and Isaiah and some of the other very musculine names are on the female list is beyond me, I am hoping they're a typo.

I like:
Wilder - on a boy
Marie
Isis
Hero

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Shadrach
River
Isaac
William

I'm speechless

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Have these parents been to school at all? Or do they think that any word that isn't normally used in daily life is a good name? Or do they subconsciously or not so subconsciously hate their babies? Portrait? Tsunami? Princess on a boy?

Poor kids + proposition for a new law

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The name for kids to legally change their own names should be lowered to about 6, because by then I expect them to have more sense than their parents obviously had.

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I like: Hero (as a MN only though) and uhm... uhm.. yeah, that's about it.

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Spartacus wouldn't have been that bad either, but they didn't even manage to spell it correctly :/

Don't think I'm even gonna touch this...

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*pukes fluffy pink Princess vomit all over keyboard, then mops up with Cashmere hanky*

I like:

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GIRLS
Wilder
Nolan- boy
Venice- boy
Chase

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BOYS
River
Reason- girl
Anthony
Roman

GIRLS
Portrait -yeah...
Wilder -bad enough on a boy
Portion -I seriously think that portions of the parents' brains were missing
Oliver -on a girl!? NO!
Michael Carson -nice for a boy
Michael Michele -that is beyond rediculous
Benjamin -FYI people, not a girls name
Isaiah -see above
Princess Diamonds -stripper
Princess Emereld -ditto
Princess Precious -tritto
Sparkles -quadritto
Lordslove -what in the...
Queen Latifiah -I don't even want to know
Leviticus -not for girls
Test -why name your kid after the worst thing in school
Axel -I like this for a boy
Imayzing -"imayzing" is right
Tsunami -a natural disaster

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BOYS
Shipp -huh?
Kingdom Cornelius -sounds so cool, but so stupid all at the same time
San Juan -isn't that a city in California or something
Sparticus -I am Sparticus
Michael Reason -give me one good reason why you would name your kid that
Portrait -again yeah...
Lord Isaac -cool sounding but weird
Prince Albert -and his sister Virginia Slim
Prince Junior -so stupid
Princess -he's going to be one confused kid
Deutsche -and his siblings Espanol and Francais
Pore -I don't get it
Jacker -whatever
Functionfp -sounds like something a malfunctioning computer might say
Jonaheaven -words haven't been invented to describe how terrible this is
Wilderner -he's beyond wilder

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This message was edited 9/8/2008, 5:28 PM

Pore? Sparkles? Princess on a boy?

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I can't help feeling someone is having fun with the birth certificates.
I want to tear my hair out!

I LIKE:

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Oliver -- uhh... BOY!
Venice
Reine -- kind of pretty, actually
Saada
Valentin -- boy
Mecca
Isis
Sheba
Ethel

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Romans -- Roman, but I'd never use it because I think it's innapropriate
William
Henry

Oh. My. Dear. Sweet God... *bangs head*

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This is the worst yet!

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Portrait: Another random word.

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Portion: Is she missing a limb?

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Michael Michele: Like Victoria/Victoria?

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Princess Diamonds, Princess Emereld: Liek comic book characters.

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Princess Precious: Is she fluffy, loud and hyper? Does she chew shoes, pee on the floor and drink out of the toilet?

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Sparkles: Human, or My Pretty Pony?

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Lordslove: Gag me.

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Queen Latifia: More celeb worship.

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Queen Bath Sheba: *sings softly*

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Test: This is ONLY a Test.

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Imayzing: the new smarter Iphone!

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Tsunami: We covered this the other day.

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Kingdom Cornelius: Why be a lowly king or prince when you can be the whole kingdom?

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San Quintin: *abruptly switches songs to "Folsom Prison Blues"*

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Prince Albert: *snickers* Do you know what a Prince Albert piercing is?

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Prince Junior: Parents' combined IQ is 78.

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ALl the Lords and Princes are so phony...

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Princess: *stops singing, lets forth high-pitched scream that goes on for what feels like ages*

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Deutsche: Doytch.

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Pore: And his brother Pimple.

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Jacker: And his brother Wanker.

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Functionfp: *screams again, letting it die intoa horrible moaning wail*

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I'm sorry, I need to go take a few pills now.

GIRLS
Wilder
Jonah GP
Marie
Oliver GP
Nolan GP
Michael
Anne
Chase GP
Cherokee GP
Sun GP
Isaiah GP
English GP
Queen GP
Americus GP
Ethel GP
Leviticus GP
River
Rain
Clyde

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BOYS
Jonah
Rain
Jeremiah
Benjamin
Cherokee GP
Isaiah
Hero GP
Shadrach GP
Kingdom GP
River
Clyde GP
Crimson
Reason
David
Earth