This one is the only BA I've ever seen to get into the Pseuds Corner (utterly bizarre and/or pretentious news stories) section of Private Eye (British satirical magazine).
I can't remember the exact phrasing, but the names were
Ptolemy Ned (the one the BA was A'ing)
Atticus MontyOctavius Kit
Wdyt? I'd prefer
Octavian to
Octavius, but I love the FNs as a set.
What strikes me as bad isn't particularly the first names - I'd just about keel over for joy meeting a baby called
Ptolemy,
Atticus, or
Octavius - but the middle names. Why? Why didn't they use
Ptolemy Edward and
Octavius Christopher?
The collision of styles - heavyweight FN plus nickname-as-whole-name MN - produces a very weird effect, imo. Thoughts?