Arizona Bree: Cheese made in Tucson.
Winona Cheyenne: At least they found an actual Native American name, but two will get you fifty they don't know what language it's from or what it means.
Grant Clifton, Owen Baiely: No mystery what they really wanted.
Aravis Caniad: Is this the scientific name for an edible mushroom?
Charm Jena: NO, I won't charm Jena. She'll just have to accept me as I am.
Hayden Michael Elise: At least they tacked on that Elise when they got a girl.
Raven C'Rick: Jeez...
Styng Wray: He killed Steve Irwin!
Jayden Kassidy: Sounds like a bratty pair of siblings, brother and sister.
Blue Rodney: I'm almost sure he was a Muppet.
Kimora-Lee Alohilani Epenesa Lulu: Are you sure you don't want to try and use up the whole bagful of Scrabble tiles?
Miracle Noel: Yeah, Santa brought her. Sure.
Genesis Serenity: Phil Collins music made into Muzak.
Quinton O'Malley: No first names.
Brier-Rose Lilliane: All these flowers are making me sneeze.
Jasspa: Dey from Bah-stin?
Malibu Angel: Great stripper name!
Dorito Nathan: How about Frito Bandito?
Cinch Woodrow: Yeah, cinch him in tight.
Lucky Jeremy: Maybe he can team up with Gamble and Chance?
River Trace: The new boat patrol show on TLC.
North Whiskey: He gets the Bottom of the Barrel award for today! North Whiskey?! The hell are they thinking? Or more to the point, the hell are they drinking?
Sailor Jack: Isn't he on the package of frozen fish fillets?