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Captain James --and his brother Corporal Matthew
Cherokee Lane (Sister: Isis Moon) --I don't even know what to say here. I like Isis, though moreso as a GP
Chaos Chastner --Well, at least Chaos is on a boy since it's a male name. It still makes me scratch my head.
Dreamer Caskey --What?
Echo Emile --They get a serious deduction for using Echo on a boy, but at least they got Emile
Indigo Butterfly (Sister: Juno Sweetpea) --H-I-P-P-I-E
Jordan Seth Saoirse --Whoa, wait?! Saoirse on a boy? No!
Pagan --hmmm
Noah Elliot Chewbacca --Oh man, just when you think you've seen it all.
Cannon Hugh --I don't understand the appeal of weapons as names.
Ledger Matthew --Well, I like Matthew
Steele Alexander --I just hope Steele is a family name. Still, it's better as a mn.
Sterling Reid --nms
Crew Wadon --What the heck?
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel [twin boys] --I like Angel as a boy's name, but it is tacky when paired with Gabriel. Heaven is ridiculous, especially on a boy.
Coda Craig --ick
Kache Logan --ditto
Reef Anthony --nn Reefer
Essence Demitrius --Essence is tacky no matter what.
Raven Amadeus --I love Amadeus, but Raven, nah
Haven Le'Blessing --Tacque'Eigh
Cougar Jace --Considering what the slang meaning of cougar is, it's even funnier.
Raider John --Will be a fat slob, a raider of the refrigerator
Major Gray --What is it with military ranks as names these days?
Storm Aidan --This isn't my cup of tea, but it seems almost mild compared to the rest.
State James --State. Can't say I have seen that as a name.
Xavier Onyx (sister: Assyria Philomena) --I love Xavier and Philomena, but Onyx and Assyria have to go.

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GIRLS
Angel Honey --Well, at least she has a stage name already.
Amarige Dallas --What?
Sachet Reddy --Huh?
Memphis Rylee --Points for using Memphis on the sex it was intended for. Rylee kills that for me though.
Apple Blossom Honey --not clover honey, hmm
Princess Nangely --ugh, Princess is so... lame
Strawberry Thomas --This made me laugh just as much as Chewbacca for some reason
Apryl Dawn --Eww to that spelling
Cyan Alexandria --and her sister Cerulean Memphis
Quinncey Grace --Well, at least she has Grace
Elliott Marie --I curse Scrubs for using that name for a female character.
Scout Elise --Even in To Kill A Mockingbird, Scout was a nickname, not a given name. I don't see the appeal.
Scout Bella --ditto
Londyn Rose --I just find this tacky
Chrysanthemun Rose (Sister: Tigerlily) --A couple more daughters and they'll have enough flowers for a wedding
Friday --::sigh::
Golden --strange
Stormy Nevaeh --yuck
Blu Skye --speaking of tacky
Saylor Faith --That sounds like part of a strange cult religion
O'Klyn Bailey --Is that like Oakland? ::gags::
Playcie Joyce Marie --huh?
Happy Ann --Any bets on colic?
Basil Ranae --Major loss of points here for putting Basil on a girl and the misspelling of Renee
Ireland Rain --I seriously wonder how people come to decide names like this are good.
Iris Catherine Laurel --I was doing fine until the Laurel part. I don't like more than one plant in a combo. Iris Catherine is beautiful.
Jett Black --Oh good gravy
Lilian Michael --Feminine forms of Michael exist and still they use Michael. ::headdesk::
Love’ --Let me guess, this is pronouced loh-VAY
Sonora Nevada --Too much geography in one name
Dayten Michelle --eww to Dayten
Wesleigh Ruth --eww to Wesleigh
Aryan Justice --Racist much?
Sway Jadeene --blah
Sahara Grace --I like Grace
Princess Gwendalyn & Precious Kay [twins] --::gags::
Pebbles Bebe --Just... wow
Meadow Marie --nms
Rosebud Chastity Breeze --these just don't go together
Minnie Mae Murray --this sounds like the full name of like a showgirl in say like the 20s-30s
Mystry Lenay --so is spelling
Pagan Bubbles Blossom --At this point I am thinking I need to carry my laptop back downstairs to share these with my brother, lol
Porsche Mercedes --Even Portia Mercedes is not a good combo idea. I do love Mercedes though
Treasure Shalice --ugh
Miracle Destiny Faith --A little hopeful aren't they?
Precious Jewel --also born with a stage name
Serenity Midnight --This sounds like an air freshener
Timber Dawn --I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok... Sorry, I drifted into some Monty Python there.
Whisper --Well, I guess it is better than Screech
Wrigley Ryan --Gum/ballpark + boy's name= no thanks