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GIRLS
Gentry Anna
Angel-Love
Amythyst
Emerald Jean
Indigo
Meadow
Navada Viola
Dakota Cheyanne
Barkley Lauren
Persephony Leslie
Skye Marie
Sequoia
Elliot
Rain
Shaidy Micel
Justice
Phoenix
Casandra George
Stevie Marie
Venus Serit
Braidyn Sienna
Trendal Marie
Malaysia Akai
Saaphary
Addilinn Faith
Exoreal Patricia
Quinlan Tatia-Marie
Da-Vyne Te-mia
Denyce Mellyta
Symphony Sirce
AQuilla Erica
Kuryn Marley
Twyla Joelle
Meadow Lynn
Sunshine
Tiler Kelly Marie
Summer Breeze
Elektra Kaelynn
Finley EmersonBOYS
Bisco
Phoenix Que
Draven Sidney
Osiris
River
Ocean
Trask
Taser Tuff
Bryar
LaKeyleon Demetricus
Marvi'Ounce Dakarre'
Koy
Lazarus
Archer
Superb - [link: http://www.ephratahospital.org/Default.aspx?Page=BabyGallery]
London
Fox Lucien
Stone Hendrix
Fischer
Triton Gage
Chase Bliss
Gentry Joshua Jr
Ebony Lamark III
Memphys
Ronsamel Divine F
Lancelot Jonas
Kore DebLI
Prince Gabriel Stanley Earl
Memphis Cole
Wrigley Ellis
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The ones that are not horrible:GIRLS:Anna
Angel
Viola
Lauren
Justice
Sienna
Faith
EricaBOYS:Jonas
Gabriel
Cole
EllisAnd yes, they are all mns:-(
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Not as good as Starla's but . . .I'll give it a try.Gentry Anna - Ick.
Angel-Love - Screw Baby Love. Wouldn't this be an interesting Supremes song?
Amythyst - but I'm a great speller!
Emerald Jean - I was born in September. I'm considering a career as a transvestite.
Indigo - Is she feeling blue today?
Meadow - Named after her birthplace, maybe?
Navada Viola - Ohyo Clarinet.
Dakota Cheyanne - Wow. This is special.
Barkley Lauren - Sesame Street dog, as Starla pointed out.
Persephony Leslie - Those trendy Greeks!
Skye Marie - It actually could be worse, considering.
Sequoia - Yuck.
Elliot - The creators of Scrubs should be fined for starting the most God-awful trend ever.
Rain - My name is Rain. My middle name is Bow. I wear a dress made of wheat, and I sell sea shells as my profession.
Shaidy Micel - Those shady, shady parents.
Justice - Justice-Girl to the rescue!
Phoenix - Arizona.
Casandra George - Well, you could say its a hermaphrodite, but that would be mean.
Stevie Marie - Kill me now.
Venus Serit - Could you get more of a slutty name? She'll be the subject of a Martin Scorsese movie about a 12-year-old prostitute and a man who tries to save her... Been done, people!
Braidyn Sienna - I'm braiding Sienna.

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I am now in a new line of work...Angel-Love: Now that I see how profitable a high-priced call girl ring can be, I'm starting up my own. It's calledStarla's Angels, and for $1000 per hour, minimum two hours, plus travel and expenses, any of my Angels or Love can be yours! I'll introduce them as they arrive, so allow me to first present to you... ANgel-Love!Emerald Jean: Formerly Mr. Green Jeans, until he had his sex-change operation.Dakota Cheyanne: *grinds teeth, closes eyes, counts ten*Barkley Lauren: Thank god for Lauren! Barkley is the dog on Sesame Street, and I've met several dogs named this.Persephony Leslie: say that three times fast and get your tongue in a knot.Shaidy: She's a shady lady, so I didn't hire her.Trendal: They'll be using Grendel next...Exoreal: So she used to be oreal? What's oreal?Da-Vyne: Introducing the tall redheaded firecracker from Starla's Angels!Denyce Mellyta: Why did the first thing to cross my mind have to be Diabetes Mellitus?Kuryn: If you put it on sunburn and skin eruptions, it makes them go away!Twyla Joelle: She's the Starla's Angels resident Cowgirl. Yee-haw!Summer Breeze: Great car air freshener.Bisco: Makers of famous Red Pepper Soup Crackers and Bacon Butter Crisps.Trask: A bit too close to trash.Taser Tuff: I hired him as a driver and bodyguard for my escort service. You don't mess with Double T.LaKeyleon Demetraius and Marvi'Ounce Dakarre': more fun with spilled Scrabble tiles!Superb: voted Least Likely to Make an Impression.Stone Hendrix: Yeah... I think Hendrix was occasionally stoned.Triton Gage: Another enrollee at the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace! He pays a handy commission for each new pupil I send.Chase Bliss: Hmmm... Maybe I can hire a few handsome young male Angels. Chase Bliss is perfect!
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Oh gosh, LOLM
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Well...I like Cassandra George. And maybe Memphis Cole. Maybe.
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what I'd use as first names only:GIRLS
Indigo
Sky
Rain
Phoenix - maybe
River
Briar [Briar Rose]
LondonBOYS
Indigo
Nevada
Cheyenne
Sky - maybe
Elliott - maybe
Rain
Emerson - maybe
Sidney - maybe
River
Ocean
Brier
London
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