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I need a MN for Marley [girl] as well thank you.GIRLS
Harper Marietta
Oprea Gray
Destiny Star
Karma Saniya
Kolby Lynn
Colbie Rae
London Amore
London Monroe
London Elizabeth
Jeilexandria Angielicya
Pryncess Nechole
Dakoda Anne
Joy Serenity
Trevae Elizabeth
Beautiful Diamond
Shiloh Kaydence
King Berle Annette
Cheyenne Autumn
Cheyenne Rain
Cherokee Sun Saada
Parker Lynn
Nayvee Mae
Harper Jae
Heaven Nevaeh
Heaven Leigh
Heaven Lee
Heavenlee Joyce
Queen Mecca
Queen Isis
Queen Ebony
Christian Anna
Morning Star
Timber Bailey
Princess Diamonds
Princess Emereld
Princess Summer
Princess Tristin
Lady Cannon
Lady Diana
Lady Faith
Lady christian
Lords Love
Princess Precious
Princess Melrose
Haven Lea
Lakota Marie
Africa Jaquan
Unique Maria
Saige Simon
Phoenix Tamara
Phoenix Camille
Magnolia Elizabeth
Brooke Anthoni
Rowan Willowmay
Malayan ZaiEran A'Aleece
Levada Lynn
Sawyer Marie
BOYS
Zion Benaiah Koen
Tiger Arlen
Tiger Javier
Lord David
Lord Isaac
Christian Storme
Christian Hunter
Bailey Christopher
Saige Rylan
Sky Chandler
Basil Ibn
River Allen
River Knight
River Jace
River Austin
King Warren
King Solomon
King Marvelous
King John
King Israel
King Willie
Denver Ross
Heavenly
Osiris Adonay
Osiris Lee
Sidney James
Rhapsody Kahlan
London Orion
London Jacob
Paris James
Johnston Andrew
Lennox Cale
Thor GerantTWINS
Aqua Marianna and Atchison Bluenyte [girl/boy]SIBSETS
Kinley Breann and Baylee Grace
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GIRLS
Harper Marietta - Harper's a boys name
Oprea Gray - someone couldn't spell opera?
Destiny Star - stripper name
Karma Saniya - she could join Destiny Star on stage
Kolby Lynn - can't stand Kolby...
Colbie Rae - ... no matter how you spell itLondon Amore
London Monroe
London Elizabeth
London's a bad name no matter what's the mnJeilexandria Angielicya - An angel in Jail? Huh?
Pryncess Nechole - aka Princess IlliterateDakoda Anne
Joy Serenity
Trevae Elizabeth
Beautiful Diamond
Shiloh Kaydence
King Berle Annette
Horrible bunch of names (and Beautiful Diamond could join the other strippers)Cheyenne Autumn
Cheyenne Rain
Cherokee Sun Saada
Look like either wall colours or cars.Parker Lynn - It's a bad day when Parker on a girl seems fine compared to the rest *sighs*
Nayvee Mae - just lame
Harper Jae - see above Heaven Nevaeh
Heaven Leigh

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That must be the worst batch I've ever seen, but unfortinaltey that's not the first time, nor the second, I say so. I mean, how much tasteless and ignorant can you get that thinking that combos starting with King, Queen, Princess and Lord are nice? That King works well on a girl? To think that a child will benefit from having a name like Jeilexandria Angielicya, that she herself probably won't know how to spell before she's 10?
And Lady Diana? I mean, she died at 36 in a car crash and while she's become a kind of modern saint she had a dubious reputation. But I assume someone thought it was a very classy name for their little girl.

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I like:
Harper
Gray - like on a boy as well
Autumn
Rain
Mae
Isis
Summer
Faith
Marie - as a fn
Maria
Phoenix - a GP
Rowan - but prefer on a boyIsaac
River
Solomon
John
OrionGrace
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Does anyone have a bucket? Enough said.:)
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I actually do like Marley. Let me think about combos.
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tonight's selections just scream "low-class!"Seriously, they do. People who can actually have class (class is different from money; you can have all the money in the world and still be low-class and trashy) generally do not feel hte need to name their kids garbage like Princess Precious or Lady Diana. It's what we call "putting on airs" and when you put on airs, others can see right through them.Harper Marietta: Sounds like an aircraft company.Destiny Star: Great porno star name.Jeilexandria Angielicya: Random Scrabble Tile Dumping Time!Beautiful Diamonds: This is a pretty good illustration of what my first paragraph was about.King Berle Annette: Let's name a boy Queen Bernice Anthony.CHeyenne Autumn: Paint color?Cheyenne Rain: Starring John Wayne and Barbara Stanwyck.Cherokee Sun Saad: *grits teeth, punches wall*Heaven Nevaeh: Oh, they must think they're so creative and original!Princess Summer: The Indian princess on Howdy Doody was Princess Summerfall Winterspring.Lady Cannon: Sounds dangerous.Lords Love; *gags*Basil Ibn: Ummm, isn't Ibn always used between names? Like say Abdullah ibn Mohammed?River Knight: He must find and destory Lady Cannon.King Marvelous: He is River Knight's employer.King John: Remember AA Milne's poem that began "King John was not a good man."King Willie: Sounds like some old blues musician: King Willie Jeffersona dn Blind Jimmy Starks or something.Heavenly: as if it's not bad enough giving that toa girl.Aqua Marianna: At least she has Marianna.Atchison Bluenyte: Is it a product? Like toilet bowl cleaner or ink or something?
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Lol as usual. I think ibn literally means "son of", so Abdullah Ibn Mohammed would be Abdullah the son of Mohammed. So Basil Ibn is Basil son of????
King John definitely has bad reputation, demonized for instance in the Robin Hood stories as the usurper of Richard I. If in their warped minds they thought naming a child after a king of England was very fancy-schmancy, they could have gone for King William, King Edward, King George and it would have been marginally less awful.
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There will always be low-class, tasteless, unguided people. Unfortunately they are allowed to name their offspring. Really it just makes the intelligent people look greater by comparison. The truth is, these people are so vain, they want to appear like they are beyond the influnce of anyone else's ideas, thus, you get these egregious discombobulations as a result. Vanity and distaste.
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Hey, I can quote C-SPAN too.Egregious discombobulations, indeed.

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Like you?
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Yep. you got them in one!Though I do like the name precious as a mn.I like the way you connected some of them'River Knight must find and kill Lady Cannon' BIG lolz Plus, I think King Willie is a bit bigheaded/hopeful¦D

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Well . . .Basil Ibn: Ummm, isn't Ibn always used between names? Like say Abdullah ibn Mohammed?It's a middle name, so possibly they thought the "ibn" in "Abdullah ibn Mohammed" was like the middle name in "Basil Ibn Whatever."I doubt it though, as that would require thought.
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I like:MaleThor
River Allen
Christian HunterDon't like The rest, esp. London and LordLike:FemaleFaith
Anna
MaeDon't likeThe absurdly kre8if ones esp. King for a girl and Lady
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*just has to play Starla*Jeilexandria Angielicya - She'll be in an Alexandria jail for killing her fellow stripper.Pryncess Nechole - And here I thought the parents who named their daughter Princess Diana were bad.Princess Diamonds
Princess Emereld
Princess Summer
Princess Tristin
Lady Cannon
Lady Diana
Lady Faith
Lady christian
Queen Mecca
Lords Love
Princess Precious
Princess Melrose
Beautiful Diamond
Queen Isis
Queen Ebony
I'll group all the above together in one big gag.Heaven Nevaeh - *Whimpers quietly, unable to speak.*Karma Saniya - It'll be karma when Jeilexandria kills her.Malayan ZaiEran A'Aleece - Not nearly creative enough. These parents should have been in my "How Creative Can You Be" games; they need the practice.Unique Maria - Just wants to blend in.King Solomon - I wouldn't even take it that far, and I would name a kid Judas!Lord David
Lord Isaac
Lady Faith and Lady Christian's husbands, but they really love Lords Love.King Warren - Husband to Queen Mecca, father to Princess Melrose.

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That was hilarious! :-)
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Heaven Nevaeh - *Whimpers quietly, unable to speak.*I laughed for about ten minutes straight when I read that. I feel the *exact* same way!
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sadly it's not the first time that turned up
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Yeah, isn't Nevaeh just Heaven backwards?So basically they are giving their child the same name twice, like- Elizabeth Isabel
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I only have one thing to say...What were these people thinking?!?!?! These names are atrocious!GIRLS:
London Monroe - this is a cool combo although I'd never use it myself
Shiloh
Christian Anna - I only like Christian on a boy; I like Anna as mnBOYS
Zion
Christian
River - love River for a boy or girl
Lennox
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sorry... have no idea how this happened

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