Humble: With much to be humble about.
Lucky: He's a friendly little fellow, with long floppy ears anda tail that never stops wagging.
Prince Valentino: He's the world's youngest stud-muffin.
Sioux: Who's the sonofabitch that named him Sioux?
Taine: A raunchy joke is right on the tip of my tongue.
Thunder: He's a chestnut stallion who commands a $10500 stud fee and has won at Belmont and Pimlico.
Amber Skye: And her brother Forspacious Wavesofgrain.
CHartruese: They didn't even spell it right.
Cinnamon: stripper name.
Ebony Pearl: Rathe rexotic and decadent.
Gypsy: Middle name Rose Lee.
Honey Lee: Bouncing along with her boyfriend, bulging out of her halter top and brushing chicken feathers off her Daisy Duke shorts.
Indianna Paris: A little geographical confusion.
Joy Amour: A fine porn star name.
Kinnick: A name that sounds like a camera clicking.
Kit Mary: Build your very own Mary with our easy kit.
Midori Diamonds: The extra-potent melon-flavored liquor, with a splash of soda so the bubbles look like diamonds?
Orca: AKA the Whale.
Rebel: Mom and Dad will wonder why she's sneaking out of the house and smoking and swiping their liquor when she's in sixth gradae.
Rhye: They really wanted bread.
Windsor Woods: The new gated community.
Winsome: Who is totally devoid of charm.
Cole and Ember: Members of Future Arsonists of America.
Ember and Ochre: Great name for an emo band.
River, Storm and Viking: All three whiny, sickly and effeminate.
January: Looks to me like the name wasn't exactly lucky.
Lillie Lee: Stutter much?
Odessa Dimple: Oh, that's a dimple.
Ora Lee: Good thing she was as old as she was. A younger person would never hear the end of it.
Opie Lynn: Opie sounds like a dog.
Ruby Opal: I like them both, but not together, please.
Shafter Pierce: Did he by chance die by being impaled on something very sharp? A steel shaft, perhaps?
Shirley Temple: I can't stand celebrity worship names, but this one just makes me smile.