Aeris - kind of nice, but reminds me of aerosol
Aften - This sounds like a town.
An unpleasant, dreary town.
Blaze - I saw a movie about a stripper named
Blaze once. She had an affair with a governor or something like that.
Brooklyn Kaden - tryndee
Campbell - I only like
Campbell because it's my maiden name. And even then I only like it as a mn for a boy.
Channing - like
Carol Channing?
Ciel - What is this supposed to be? Looks short for ceiling.
Dallas - welcomed home by big brother Fort Worth
Ellison - I give this a pass because it's kind of like
Allison. I'm not happy about it though.
Emerson Evans - boy is she going to have some gender issues.
Jerzee - cattle.
Olive - I love
Olive.
Torah
Kate - and her sisters Bible
Jane and Koran
Rose
Enchantlynn - random word + lynn =/= great name
Harlowe - I'd say it reminds me of "harlot," but the WASPyness of Harlowe makes it hard to think about prostitutes
Shiloh Anne Marie - why do people name their daughters after bloody Civil War battles?
Raven Aurora Moonlight - all her onesies are printed with skulls and the names of really, really crappy bands
Haven Carol - trendy word name + forty year old woman name
Hiya - there are any number of jokes to make here. "Hiya, my name's Hiya!"
Hiawatha. Take me hiya.
Jubilee - this is one of my GPs. I have sense enough to never let it get any further than that.
Missouri - maybe some people like Missouri. I always hated it.
Pearl - how absolutely refreshing!
Reign -
Rain is barely acceptable. Rayne is awful. Reign? Do they realize they've just changed the meaning of the word completely by trying to be kre8ive?
Shya
Star - she's always hiding from the paparazzi, because she's a shy star
Sunny Violet - why ruin
Violet with the cutesiness of
Sunny?
Torin August - shouldn't this be under the boys' section?
BOYS
August -
Love August.
Barrington - sounds like a pompous English lord.
Bearret - grin and.
Castor - oil.
D'Artagnan - when she was 9, my sister swore she would one day have a son named this. She snapped out of it.
Jazzton - and his brother Motown.
Kal-El - just shoot me.
Kingston - Jamaica mon.
Linden - I think this is really pretty. Although I'm not sure about prettiness for a boy's name. Oh, screw it, I like it.
Link - don't double-click him. Who knows where you'll end up?
McKade - it's like a trendy name they bought off the dollar menu.
Phoenix [Sibs:
Austin, Dakotah,
Cheyenne,
Sierra,
Montana] - You'd think someone with such an obvious western obsession would know how to spell
Dakota.
Radley - they couldn't afford a B
Rhyker - what the crap is this?
Seneca - Falls Convention. I'm guessing that's not what the kid was named after, though.
Ryken - this is what happens when you try to make names out of your leftover scrabble tiles.
Finnius Torden - I would be okay with
Phineas. Torden is just weird.
Colt - will this turn into a sibset dealing with horses or with guns? Hmm. Colt and Stallion or Colt and Remington?
Skky - Y2Ks?
Thai - I get this is supposed to be
Ty, but it's like naming your kid Burmese.
Trapper - so we've bypassed
Hunter and moved to Trapper, huh? I guess we'll eventually arrive at Agribusinessman.
Toddryvk - What the hell?