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Helpgrrr! Nobody better cut me off in traffic in the next 24 hours!
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Aroma Cleopatra: AKA Stinky. Does anybody remember the book "Homer Pryce?" Homer's pet skunk was called Aroma.
Bristol Leigh: Bristly.
Dizney Jean: Mom is a bit dizzy.
Jonah Daveigh: They were hoping for a boy.
Judah: So were these people.
Kanada: Do you know how weird Canada looks spelled that way?
Missouri Lynne: Seems about 150 years out of date.
Nolynn Summer Shay: No Lynns allowed.
Prizm: Was she conceived in the backseat?
Promise Shavantea-Sincere: A sincere promise to somebody named Shavantea that you will not use such a huge mouthful of syllables again.
Rainey October: Not around here it hasn't been a rainey October.
Satynn Paisley: The devil wears paisley satin that looks awful.
Skye and Kalifornya: Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?
Soulstice Leah Royce: Bet they couldn't even tell you when the solstice is.
Timber Lys: It lives in the trees and it bites.
AveMaria Celeste: Last name Rabinowitz would be nice.
Haven Hope: Is it a soup kitchen?
Immacule: Mom's in denial as to just how she got the baby.
Lyric Noelle: Because Christmas Carol was just a bit too obvious.
Nevaeh Fawn: Fawning over heaven backward.
Coral Rose: Beautiful lipstick color.
Jovial Grace: Who is a crab of the first order.
Laurel Anne: That's nice.
Caius AMore: Roman man's name plus stripper name.
Cressie Minyon: Cressie: born abot 1880. Minyon: is it mignon like steak, or a minion like a henchman?
Dakotah Rayne: Very stripper.
Dollie Taylor Kate-Lynn: Mom gotr a bad feeling that Dollie was too cutesy or old-fashioned so she tacked on a few tryndee monstrosities to make up for it. Newsflash: Dollie was fine.
Ebony Dawn: Very creepy.
Elisha Madison: Not a very good combo.
Fayth Miracle: Yeah, right.
Irelynd O'Hara: Last name Gonzales.
Jhournei Gloria: The "band" Journey actully did ahv ea song called Gloria. At least they spelled their band name right.
Karma Storm: "My parents got my name froma fortune cookie at Sum Yung Gai's."
Langley Summer: CIA summer camp.
Lily-Valentine: Don't you want to throw in some roses or chocolate too?
Misty Dawn: Classic porn name.
Papillon Monserrat: Papillon has a nice meaning, but the sound is not so hot.
Precious Faith: Gag.
Railey Marie: Now, railey, Marie, you railey cahn't be serious?
Remington Jane: AKA SHotgun Mama.
Rose June; Both names are very nice, but the combo isn't very flowing.
Sabreena Maree: Those double e's give the effect of screaming into the wind.
Save: And her brother Send and sister Delete.
Sierra Storm: Two snowboarders are missing and presumed killed in a fierce Sierra Storm.
Sunshine Landon: Last name Myshoulders?
Thee Marie: And brother Mee Tarzan.
Trinity Faith: Gag me witha spoon.
Nigeria: Hateful nns will be forthcoming from hateful people.
Paxtton Krae: What is she, a robot?
Brooklyn Lucky: A cigarette with that sassy Flatbush quality.
Cricket Bobby-Cheyenne: Down from the hills of east Tennessee, trying to make her way in the big bad city.
Destiney Hope Faith: Nice try but you lose.
Frankie Kaye: Don't let her play with Johnny.
Fortune Nada: Translation: no luck at all.
Journey, Strength, Angel, Mystie, Hope and Sunset: I'll call CPS right away.
Lovely Maria: Maria is a lovely name, why not let it stand on its own?
Miracle and Message: If they'd been triplets, would the third have been Masseuse?
Moon Child: That's two Moon Children too many.
Mystica Janice Anastasia: If she becomes a telephone psychic, she can shorten her name to the Mystic Janastasia.
Nevaeh Majesty: The backwards queen of Heaven.
Passion Bemis: I almost thought it was Passion Beavis.
Pineapple: Talk about random words!
Scarlett Rayne: A rain of blood.
Twinkle: It sounds likea name a transvestite would take.
Waverly Paige: Incredibly WASP-y.
Wednesday Fleischer: Two big strikes against her. And I bet her last name isn't even Addams.
Scarlett Brook: The rain of blood fell till it formeda brook of blood. How pretty.
Sierra Sky: Another stripper name.
Souct Emme: Scout 'em, shout 'em, tell all about 'em. That was a line to a song about the US states we sang in chorus in fourth grade. I'd completely forgotten it till now. Thanks a whole lot. What a pal.
Timothi: Oh god damn it!
Winslet Ireland Raynn: Who are they kidding?
Cache James: Yeah, a whole cache of him.
Amore: Any man would love to have that for a name.
Blacke Loren: He's pale with watery blue eyes and white-blond hair.
Christmas Jesson: *rolls eyes*
Divine Christopher: A fat drag queen name.
Fredoom: Fred Doom! Great, if you happen to be a comic book person.
Hunter Sky: AKA Storm-Chaser. The guy that goes after tornadoes in his jeep.
Messiha: Spelling it like this disqualifies him on the spot from any chance of being the Second Coming.
Shadow: I don't care how cute this is, it's a cat's name!
Captain Dave: Reminds me of Captain Willie, who runs the news helicopter for our local TV station. He flies and narrates at the same time and I'm afraid he's going to crash.
Fallon O'toole: Fallin' on tools.
Madison Cmaeron: Bad move.
Areyes Brandon: Our eyes, Brandon?
Blythe Suwana: You don't want to stick a Nicole or a Marie on there too?
Glen Eugene: I cannot help but like this kid already. He's a breath of fresh air... from the forties.
Linden John: At least it's no Linden Johnson.
London River: Because London Bridge is falling down.
Omega Shabaze: Another comic book hero.
Pharoa Justin: Proves they don't know the first thing about a pharaoh. And Paris Janee is about as girly as it gets.
Heavenley Skhi Eugen: Oh, man. The poor kid! At least he's got Eugene to fall back on.
Kanvas Jesse: A failed boxer who spends most of his time on tgetting up off the mat or falling onto it.
Oak Tree: The apple regrettably does not fall far from the tree.
Parlement Lachlan: Un-American! Pro-nicotine! Bad!
Robespierre: He likes having people guillotined.
Trail Denton: Trail him and make sure he doesn't get away.
River Phoenix: He was a doper, died young and grew up in that crazy sex cult the Family.
Sethli Ryan: What, seth is too macho?
Bristol Leigh: Bristly.
Dizney Jean: Mom is a bit dizzy.
Jonah Daveigh: They were hoping for a boy.
Judah: So were these people.
Kanada: Do you know how weird Canada looks spelled that way?
Missouri Lynne: Seems about 150 years out of date.
Nolynn Summer Shay: No Lynns allowed.
Prizm: Was she conceived in the backseat?
Promise Shavantea-Sincere: A sincere promise to somebody named Shavantea that you will not use such a huge mouthful of syllables again.
Rainey October: Not around here it hasn't been a rainey October.
Satynn Paisley: The devil wears paisley satin that looks awful.
Skye and Kalifornya: Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?
Soulstice Leah Royce: Bet they couldn't even tell you when the solstice is.
Timber Lys: It lives in the trees and it bites.
AveMaria Celeste: Last name Rabinowitz would be nice.
Haven Hope: Is it a soup kitchen?
Immacule: Mom's in denial as to just how she got the baby.
Lyric Noelle: Because Christmas Carol was just a bit too obvious.
Nevaeh Fawn: Fawning over heaven backward.
Coral Rose: Beautiful lipstick color.
Jovial Grace: Who is a crab of the first order.
Laurel Anne: That's nice.
Caius AMore: Roman man's name plus stripper name.
Cressie Minyon: Cressie: born abot 1880. Minyon: is it mignon like steak, or a minion like a henchman?
Dakotah Rayne: Very stripper.
Dollie Taylor Kate-Lynn: Mom gotr a bad feeling that Dollie was too cutesy or old-fashioned so she tacked on a few tryndee monstrosities to make up for it. Newsflash: Dollie was fine.
Ebony Dawn: Very creepy.
Elisha Madison: Not a very good combo.
Fayth Miracle: Yeah, right.
Irelynd O'Hara: Last name Gonzales.
Jhournei Gloria: The "band" Journey actully did ahv ea song called Gloria. At least they spelled their band name right.
Karma Storm: "My parents got my name froma fortune cookie at Sum Yung Gai's."
Langley Summer: CIA summer camp.
Lily-Valentine: Don't you want to throw in some roses or chocolate too?
Misty Dawn: Classic porn name.
Papillon Monserrat: Papillon has a nice meaning, but the sound is not so hot.
Precious Faith: Gag.
Railey Marie: Now, railey, Marie, you railey cahn't be serious?
Remington Jane: AKA SHotgun Mama.
Rose June; Both names are very nice, but the combo isn't very flowing.
Sabreena Maree: Those double e's give the effect of screaming into the wind.
Save: And her brother Send and sister Delete.
Sierra Storm: Two snowboarders are missing and presumed killed in a fierce Sierra Storm.
Sunshine Landon: Last name Myshoulders?
Thee Marie: And brother Mee Tarzan.
Trinity Faith: Gag me witha spoon.
Nigeria: Hateful nns will be forthcoming from hateful people.
Paxtton Krae: What is she, a robot?
Brooklyn Lucky: A cigarette with that sassy Flatbush quality.
Cricket Bobby-Cheyenne: Down from the hills of east Tennessee, trying to make her way in the big bad city.
Destiney Hope Faith: Nice try but you lose.
Frankie Kaye: Don't let her play with Johnny.
Fortune Nada: Translation: no luck at all.
Journey, Strength, Angel, Mystie, Hope and Sunset: I'll call CPS right away.
Lovely Maria: Maria is a lovely name, why not let it stand on its own?
Miracle and Message: If they'd been triplets, would the third have been Masseuse?
Moon Child: That's two Moon Children too many.
Mystica Janice Anastasia: If she becomes a telephone psychic, she can shorten her name to the Mystic Janastasia.
Nevaeh Majesty: The backwards queen of Heaven.
Passion Bemis: I almost thought it was Passion Beavis.
Pineapple: Talk about random words!
Scarlett Rayne: A rain of blood.
Twinkle: It sounds likea name a transvestite would take.
Waverly Paige: Incredibly WASP-y.
Wednesday Fleischer: Two big strikes against her. And I bet her last name isn't even Addams.
Scarlett Brook: The rain of blood fell till it formeda brook of blood. How pretty.
Sierra Sky: Another stripper name.
Souct Emme: Scout 'em, shout 'em, tell all about 'em. That was a line to a song about the US states we sang in chorus in fourth grade. I'd completely forgotten it till now. Thanks a whole lot. What a pal.
Timothi: Oh god damn it!
Winslet Ireland Raynn: Who are they kidding?
Cache James: Yeah, a whole cache of him.
Amore: Any man would love to have that for a name.
Blacke Loren: He's pale with watery blue eyes and white-blond hair.
Christmas Jesson: *rolls eyes*
Divine Christopher: A fat drag queen name.
Fredoom: Fred Doom! Great, if you happen to be a comic book person.
Hunter Sky: AKA Storm-Chaser. The guy that goes after tornadoes in his jeep.
Messiha: Spelling it like this disqualifies him on the spot from any chance of being the Second Coming.
Shadow: I don't care how cute this is, it's a cat's name!
Captain Dave: Reminds me of Captain Willie, who runs the news helicopter for our local TV station. He flies and narrates at the same time and I'm afraid he's going to crash.
Fallon O'toole: Fallin' on tools.
Madison Cmaeron: Bad move.
Areyes Brandon: Our eyes, Brandon?
Blythe Suwana: You don't want to stick a Nicole or a Marie on there too?
Glen Eugene: I cannot help but like this kid already. He's a breath of fresh air... from the forties.
Linden John: At least it's no Linden Johnson.
London River: Because London Bridge is falling down.
Omega Shabaze: Another comic book hero.
Pharoa Justin: Proves they don't know the first thing about a pharaoh. And Paris Janee is about as girly as it gets.
Heavenley Skhi Eugen: Oh, man. The poor kid! At least he's got Eugene to fall back on.
Kanvas Jesse: A failed boxer who spends most of his time on tgetting up off the mat or falling onto it.
Oak Tree: The apple regrettably does not fall far from the tree.
Parlement Lachlan: Un-American! Pro-nicotine! Bad!
Robespierre: He likes having people guillotined.
Trail Denton: Trail him and make sure he doesn't get away.
River Phoenix: He was a doper, died young and grew up in that crazy sex cult the Family.
Sethli Ryan: What, seth is too macho?
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ROFL! Thanks Starla! I needed a laugh.
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LOL!
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