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Helpthe other day...
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
When somebody, I think it was Brendan, asked us what was the ugliest name we'd ever heard? I didn't respond because we do this so often already, but what I should have said was "I find a dozen new ugliest names everytime Sabrina Fair posts the ba's." lol
Morningstarwalker: They gave her a screen name instead of a real name. How sad.
Ember: Everybody will think it's Amber.
Hamper: "Hamper: verb. to hinder, or impede." Also, I put my dirty laundry in the hamper.
Passionette: Future Strippers of America, Local 299.
Mabeline: They could at least spell it right so she can find herself int he cosmetics aisle.
Amesty: Supposed to be amnesty, I guess. Go back to Hooked on Phonics, people.
Love: A diaper. A perfume. Not a good name for a person.
Aromia: All the kids will tease her babout stinking.
Genesis: Isn't this kind of obvious? I mean, it's like naming the girl Birth. *begins humming "Invisible Touch" while drool runs down her chin and her eyes glaze over*
Heart Scarlett: Aside from the fact it doesn't flow at all, it sounds like expensive candy on Valentine's Day.
Declaire: "I, Declaire (audience snickers, Secret Service men stifle loud guffaws( Greenfield, do solemnly swear..."
Jour'Ni: why the obsession with overplayed eighties lite-rock bands?
Tahiti: Guaranteed to be called Titty at least twice before she is 18.
Honesty: Since it's the best policy, I'll tell you this name sucks.
Honey Rain: Is that what happened when the honey jar sprung a leak on the top shelf?
Ecko: I have this sudden urge to get a pet gecko and call it Ecko.
Radiance Love: Trying Too Hard raises red flags.
Tymbre: Classmates cry "Timber!" everytime they knock her down.
Blessin' Ban all apostrophes in names NOW!
Paris-Dior Victory: Future Drag Queens of America.
Special: I don't know about anywhere else, but in my schools, "special" was not a compliment.
Agnes-Blanche: out of the nursing home, into the nursery.
Binadie: What on earth is this supposed to be?
Whisper: And her sister Shout and brother Mumble.
Jersey: Does this family know about all the jokes New Jersey and its residents have to suffer through?
Jezebel: Oh, THAT'S nice! NOT!
Phoenix Raine: Cheapo perfume worn by teenage goths.
Brazzlyn: never a good idea to have a name that can be so easily mangled to showcase the "bra/bras" connection.
Secret: Sorry, everybody knows you were pregnant, everybody knows you gave birth. And everybody knows her name sounds like deodorant.
Lexington: Oh, ouch! I've been stung by a WASP!
Vicangeline: All I can think of is a new kind of holy cough drop.
Starlyn: More and more, I am grateful my name is only the moderately tacky Starla.
Charisma: I am willing to bet the parents don't even really know what charisma is.
Dannylynn: "I was named after the baby of unknown paternity, who was named after her dope-taking brother, by our 80-IQ'd, mega-boobed, dope-taking skank of a mother. Can we be friends?"
Messiah: High hopes are bound to be disappointed.
Kross: Isn't this what the Klan likes to burn on Kolored people's Karports?
Bladen Bentley: great name for a car.
Boots: Come on! I wouldn't even name a cat this, even if he had them!
Livingstone: Sesame Street fans will recall Kingston Livingston III. Others will recall "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" and won't this kid get tired of it?! Others will not recall, but will simply think "living stone."
Tycurious: I've heard of bicurious, as in a person who is one sexual orientation but is interested in exploring another. What could this one mean?
Elder: Aged before his time.
Majestei: Lives ina shack with no hot water, a hot-plate to cook on, a mattress on the floor, and five pit bulls.
Colt: Welcome to the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace!
Gear: And his brother Cog.
Triton: cartoon villain name.
Payne: How very painful.
Nevada: This sounds like a woman's name. Would you name a boy Carolina? OR Virginia?
Epy: Like the Epi-Pen you might use to inject yourself after being bee-stung? Or the Epi-Lady, the hair removal device?
Romeo: Like naming a kid Womanizer, or Letch.
Rocky: "My parents really wanted a dog."
Traeh: Let's all start spelling stuff backward, shall we?
Bengemin, Benjamyn: When terrible things happen to good names. Although, these don't compare with the variation I saw not too long ago: Benjermin.
Cannon: Join Colt at the TNA of MC and G.
Micholas: couldn't decide on Michael or Nicholas? Should have chosen Donald.
Bendigo: I don't even know where to start.
Jet: and his sister Turbine?
Slayden: Not a good idea to have Slay so prominent in his name.
Rock: As my husband is often heard to comment" "He/she is dumber'n damn rocks!"
PRince: IF he has any more sense than his parents, he will soon be The Boy Formerly Known As Prince.
Morningstarwalker: They gave her a screen name instead of a real name. How sad.
Ember: Everybody will think it's Amber.
Hamper: "Hamper: verb. to hinder, or impede." Also, I put my dirty laundry in the hamper.
Passionette: Future Strippers of America, Local 299.
Mabeline: They could at least spell it right so she can find herself int he cosmetics aisle.
Amesty: Supposed to be amnesty, I guess. Go back to Hooked on Phonics, people.
Love: A diaper. A perfume. Not a good name for a person.
Aromia: All the kids will tease her babout stinking.
Genesis: Isn't this kind of obvious? I mean, it's like naming the girl Birth. *begins humming "Invisible Touch" while drool runs down her chin and her eyes glaze over*
Heart Scarlett: Aside from the fact it doesn't flow at all, it sounds like expensive candy on Valentine's Day.
Declaire: "I, Declaire (audience snickers, Secret Service men stifle loud guffaws( Greenfield, do solemnly swear..."
Jour'Ni: why the obsession with overplayed eighties lite-rock bands?
Tahiti: Guaranteed to be called Titty at least twice before she is 18.
Honesty: Since it's the best policy, I'll tell you this name sucks.
Honey Rain: Is that what happened when the honey jar sprung a leak on the top shelf?
Ecko: I have this sudden urge to get a pet gecko and call it Ecko.
Radiance Love: Trying Too Hard raises red flags.
Tymbre: Classmates cry "Timber!" everytime they knock her down.
Blessin' Ban all apostrophes in names NOW!
Paris-Dior Victory: Future Drag Queens of America.
Special: I don't know about anywhere else, but in my schools, "special" was not a compliment.
Agnes-Blanche: out of the nursing home, into the nursery.
Binadie: What on earth is this supposed to be?
Whisper: And her sister Shout and brother Mumble.
Jersey: Does this family know about all the jokes New Jersey and its residents have to suffer through?
Jezebel: Oh, THAT'S nice! NOT!
Phoenix Raine: Cheapo perfume worn by teenage goths.
Brazzlyn: never a good idea to have a name that can be so easily mangled to showcase the "bra/bras" connection.
Secret: Sorry, everybody knows you were pregnant, everybody knows you gave birth. And everybody knows her name sounds like deodorant.
Lexington: Oh, ouch! I've been stung by a WASP!
Vicangeline: All I can think of is a new kind of holy cough drop.
Starlyn: More and more, I am grateful my name is only the moderately tacky Starla.
Charisma: I am willing to bet the parents don't even really know what charisma is.
Dannylynn: "I was named after the baby of unknown paternity, who was named after her dope-taking brother, by our 80-IQ'd, mega-boobed, dope-taking skank of a mother. Can we be friends?"
Messiah: High hopes are bound to be disappointed.
Kross: Isn't this what the Klan likes to burn on Kolored people's Karports?
Bladen Bentley: great name for a car.
Boots: Come on! I wouldn't even name a cat this, even if he had them!
Livingstone: Sesame Street fans will recall Kingston Livingston III. Others will recall "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" and won't this kid get tired of it?! Others will not recall, but will simply think "living stone."
Tycurious: I've heard of bicurious, as in a person who is one sexual orientation but is interested in exploring another. What could this one mean?
Elder: Aged before his time.
Majestei: Lives ina shack with no hot water, a hot-plate to cook on, a mattress on the floor, and five pit bulls.
Colt: Welcome to the Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace!
Gear: And his brother Cog.
Triton: cartoon villain name.
Payne: How very painful.
Nevada: This sounds like a woman's name. Would you name a boy Carolina? OR Virginia?
Epy: Like the Epi-Pen you might use to inject yourself after being bee-stung? Or the Epi-Lady, the hair removal device?
Romeo: Like naming a kid Womanizer, or Letch.
Rocky: "My parents really wanted a dog."
Traeh: Let's all start spelling stuff backward, shall we?
Bengemin, Benjamyn: When terrible things happen to good names. Although, these don't compare with the variation I saw not too long ago: Benjermin.
Cannon: Join Colt at the TNA of MC and G.
Micholas: couldn't decide on Michael or Nicholas? Should have chosen Donald.
Bendigo: I don't even know where to start.
Jet: and his sister Turbine?
Slayden: Not a good idea to have Slay so prominent in his name.
Rock: As my husband is often heard to comment" "He/she is dumber'n damn rocks!"
PRince: IF he has any more sense than his parents, he will soon be The Boy Formerly Known As Prince.
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