I actually like:
Atticus Benjamin DrakeKingston
Adair
Those that must die or be renamed:
BOYS
Ashdon - Someone can not spell
Ashton, but tries to be different too.
Baker -
Will end up in a bakery or with a complex.
Boston
Blake - Stop with the stupid city names.
Brook - Too girly.
Curry - Seasoning anyone? Maybe Baker will hire Curry.
Haven Mitchell - Give neither this child nor parents any peace because of this name.
Kingdom - A kingdom or a dollar for every stupid name that was ever given to a child.
Linkyn
Izaak - Maybe he'll love his "Linkyn" logs in the future.
Phoenix -
Will never rise from the ashes.
Si'Rod - Let me just beat his parents with a rod.
Sir-Shawn - No, sir. Not happening.
Smith -
Will no doubt work in a forge and make horseshoes and other items.
Trinidad - Another country that must reclaim its name.
GIRLS
Addison Riley - Two boy names gone wrong.
Avery Jeslyn - Two stupid names joined for the worst.
Azia - Just ugly.
Brooklyn - New
York anyone?
Brooklyn - ^^
Brooklyn Ann - ^^^
Che'Vaughn - Noooo.
Dalliz - Someone call the
Dallas police to arrest her parents to bad name cre8ivity.
Diamond Lachea-Frances - Diamonds are not a girl's best friend when they are her name.
Destiny - Her destiny is doomed from the beginning.
Destiny - ^^
Genesis Sanaa - Someone let the music group know someone stole their name.
Heaven - And her evil twin
Nevaeh.
Jazzabelle - Loves jazz and her sister Jezabel.
Journey
Reid - A journey not worth even starting.
Madison - Just die already.
Mirykal - It's a miricle her parents were able to create a child let alone a stupid name.
Nevaeh Reyes -
Heaven (spelt backwards) help this child and her dumb parents.
Paris - Ooh no la la.
Piper - Go play your pipes elsewhere.
Serenity - Anything but a serene name.
Serenity - ^^
Surenity - A bad spelling of a not so serene name.