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Help[Facts] Re: "Name the Minpin" Contest
in reply to a message by Nanaea
Nanaea,
The Minpin quest itself was Satanic. The diabolical nerve, asking us to immerse ourselves endlessly in various sites praising small ratlike creatures (altho I was strangely elated that Lister finally got out of the hot garage).
I must admit, tho, that Minpins are more handsome and doglike than the only other toy dogs I've known personally: an elderly arthritic Chihuahua named Cujo, and my next-door neighbor's poodle-ShitZu mix, Biff, very mellow but ludicrously tonsured. (She gets pissed when I call him a "pussycat in drag".)
And Judy Goldman seems semi-hot for a Dog Lady -- no tweeds or sensible shoes...
The Minpin quest itself was Satanic. The diabolical nerve, asking us to immerse ourselves endlessly in various sites praising small ratlike creatures (altho I was strangely elated that Lister finally got out of the hot garage).
I must admit, tho, that Minpins are more handsome and doglike than the only other toy dogs I've known personally: an elderly arthritic Chihuahua named Cujo, and my next-door neighbor's poodle-ShitZu mix, Biff, very mellow but ludicrously tonsured. (She gets pissed when I call him a "pussycat in drag".)
And Judy Goldman seems semi-hot for a Dog Lady -- no tweeds or sensible shoes...
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Anagrams for Daividh
"The diabolical nerve, asking us to immerse ourselves endlessly in various sites praising small ratlike creatures..."
@@@@ Spooky, but whilst playing with anagrams last night, I discovered this one for I.M.P.S.:
Internet Miniature Pinscher Service=Chic vermin initiates entrepreneurs
Here's one for your breed of dog, Daividh:
golden retriever=leg error evident
Oops... Hope that dog didn't water more than the geraniums in your house. :)
And an appropriatly descriptive one for my own dogs:
miniature pinscher=pet mini hurricanes
And Che's fancy pooch:
Maltese dog=Stage model
-- Nanaea
"The diabolical nerve, asking us to immerse ourselves endlessly in various sites praising small ratlike creatures..."
@@@@ Spooky, but whilst playing with anagrams last night, I discovered this one for I.M.P.S.:
Internet Miniature Pinscher Service=Chic vermin initiates entrepreneurs
Here's one for your breed of dog, Daividh:
golden retriever=leg error evident
Oops... Hope that dog didn't water more than the geraniums in your house. :)
And an appropriatly descriptive one for my own dogs:
miniature pinscher=pet mini hurricanes
And Che's fancy pooch:
Maltese dog=Stage model
-- Nanaea
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Behind teh Piniature Pinscher
Let us analyse your favourite breed by considering some of its anagrams:
The Miniature Pinscher is indeed a very satanic breed (“Unchristian Empire”, “I'm unchristian peer”). It appreciates going walkies (“Merriest up in chain”) which can get quite messy at times (“I'm the crap in urines”, “Urine trip machines”, “Chats in prime urine”, “I'm the urine-crap sin”). The MinPin displays utter contempt to all forms of arbitrary authority (“Him urinates prince”, “Rich superman in tie”). They become randy little devils when they encounter other doggies (“I'm raunchier in pets”, “Ruminate rich penis”), and they sometimes get hurt in the process (“I'm a nicer hurt penis”) . In brief owning a MinPin can be a traumatic experience (“I'm raunchier pet sin”, “I'm the urine crap sin”) but the bottom line truly rewarding (“Inspire the cranium”, “I'm a sunnier rich pet”).
Let us analyse your favourite breed by considering some of its anagrams:
The Miniature Pinscher is indeed a very satanic breed (“Unchristian Empire”, “I'm unchristian peer”). It appreciates going walkies (“Merriest up in chain”) which can get quite messy at times (“I'm the crap in urines”, “Urine trip machines”, “Chats in prime urine”, “I'm the urine-crap sin”). The MinPin displays utter contempt to all forms of arbitrary authority (“Him urinates prince”, “Rich superman in tie”). They become randy little devils when they encounter other doggies (“I'm raunchier in pets”, “Ruminate rich penis”), and they sometimes get hurt in the process (“I'm a nicer hurt penis”) . In brief owning a MinPin can be a traumatic experience (“I'm raunchier pet sin”, “I'm the urine crap sin”) but the bottom line truly rewarding (“Inspire the cranium”, “I'm a sunnier rich pet”).
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Getting a result of "Unchristian Empire" out of "miniature pinscher" definitely makes it worth shelling out a few bucks to the folks at Anagram Genius, instead of being El Cheapo like me and shooting for the freebie anagram servers on the 'net.
No wonder you're in the 18th position on A.G.'s Top Contributors site. A few more like these, Pavlos, and you'll soon topple the legendary William Tunstall-Pedoe from his lofty roost at the top. :)
-- Nanaea
No wonder you're in the 18th position on A.G.'s Top Contributors site. A few more like these, Pavlos, and you'll soon topple the legendary William Tunstall-Pedoe from his lofty roost at the top. :)
-- Nanaea
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Saying that I am impressed that you stalked me in the web (without any clues) would be
an huge understatement. I bow to your fiendishness :)
an huge understatement. I bow to your fiendishness :)
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Smoked you out... Heheheh
I still owe you that free curse, remember. Are you sure you don't want to redeem it? I dunno... That prissy cigar chick from First Spain sure looked to me like she was asking for it last month. ;)
Gads -- you smoke that stuff??? :p
-- Nanaea
I still owe you that free curse, remember. Are you sure you don't want to redeem it? I dunno... That prissy cigar chick from First Spain sure looked to me like she was asking for it last month. ;)
Gads -- you smoke that stuff??? :p
-- Nanaea
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Holy Sh@t, you ARE the mafia of the pagan world!
Imagine, that spanish tart even had the gall to send me an X-mas e-card.
I thing psykik cement boots are in order. Go 4 it hehe.
P.S. I smoke only the best :p
Imagine, that spanish tart even had the gall to send me an X-mas e-card.
I thing psykik cement boots are in order. Go 4 it hehe.
P.S. I smoke only the best :p
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I must've missed this yesterday. I knew you'd pass the test, too, Daividh. :)
-- Nanaea
-- Nanaea
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