1. I say: "This is my daughter
Chava Louise Noelle."
You say: What a nice name!
You think: Ick, I only like
Noelle
2. I say: "This is my son,
Theodore James Roosevelt."
You say: After the president?
You think: Why would you do that to a kid, a president!
3. I say: "Meet my twins -
Zedekiah and
Zebedee."
You say: Nice to meet you!
You think: What horrible names!
4. I say: "I'm planning on naming my son
Obadiah, what do you think?"
You say: It's okay
You think: I hate it
5. I say: "Hi! This is my daughter,
Abigail Teresa Marie."
You say: What a pretty name!
You think: What a pretty name!!
6. I say: "I'm naming my son
Gideon - is that a good choice?"
You say: Decent
You think: Decent
-swimmer