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Jessica and Michael are expecting their first child, a boy. Jessica loves kre8ve spellings, but Michael hates them, and like tradtional spelling, which Jessica doesnt like. Also, they want the middle name to in some way honor Mike's recently deceased father, Gregory Harris.

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LN: Porter
DW: Jessica Michelle
DH: Michael Alexander "Mike"
DS: Andru Harryson

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Katherine and Sean are preparing for twins, two girls. Kathy loves very feminine names with unisex middle names. Sean wants the twins to have the same initials.

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LN: Boyle
DW: Katherine Elisa "Kathy"
DH: Sean Joseph
DD/DD: Adriana Skylar / Alexandria Sage

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Josepha and Jordan are expecting a girl. Josepha loves long, uncommon names, with short nicknames, Jordan likes outdated names. Josepha wants the childs middle name to be German, because she was born in Germany, but Jordan wants the name to be Jewish, because they both are Jewish.

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LN: Goldstein
DH: Jordan Steven
DW: Josepha Clara
DD: Avigail Christiane "Avvy" / Eliana Juliane "Ellie"

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Darryl and Amarantha are expecting a child, but they do not yet know the gender. Both Darryl and Amarantha like names that have an mystrious feel to them, lightened with a simple middle name. Darrl wants the child to have 2 middle names though, to which Amarantha protests.

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LN: Cornerton
DW: Amarantha Lee
DH: Darryl Aaron
DD or DS: Ophelia Rosanna or Jasper Luke

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Devin and Ashley are expecting g/b twins. Both of them grew up not liking how their names were always used for the other gender, and vowed not to give their kids a unisex name, or a name that may become unisex. Devin wants the twins to have names with the same meanings. Ashley wants them to have word names.

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LN: Bagermin
DH: Ashley Ryan
DW: Devin Riley
DD/DS: Brendan River / Sarah Willow

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Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's The Bible, You get credit for trying!

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Jack: Why is the rum always gone? [wobbles over to hat] Oh, that's why.

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