[Facts] And now it's time for Nanaea's Amazing Minature Pinscher Juggling Act!
(Cue circus music)
Nanaea arrives with NOT ONE --
NOT TWO --
NOT THREE --
But SIX miniature pinschers! They obediently roll themselves up like pillbugs as Nanaea gathers them together and commences juggling them.
YAP!YAP!YAP!YAP!YAP!YAP!YAP!YAP!
Nanaea expertly juggles the miniature pinschers, tossing them ever hiiiiiiiigher into the air!
YAP!YAP!YAP! YIIIIIIIIIII! YAP!YAP!YAP! YIIIIIIIIIII! YAP!YAP!YAP!
And now, for a particularly difficult juggling move, Nanaea's lovely assistant, Pavlos, tosses Nanaea an apple, which Nanaea juggles simultaneously along with the miniature pinschers and manages to take a bite our of every few seconds.
YAP!YAP!YAP! YIKE! YAP!YAP!YAP!
Oops, missed the apple one time. And now Nanaea's lovely assistant, Pavlos, tosses Nanaea FLAMING BATONS to juggle simultaneously with the miniature pinschers!
Uhhh....
Minpins...? Minpins? Come back! The show's not over yet! Come baaaaaaack!
Oh well. :)
-- Nanaea