It's funny, a lot of "sad beige kids" have names that are actually pretty edgy and should not seem beige! I don't follow many family influencers but all the sad beige kids I've seen have names like:
AriLili(I definitely associate any name that ends in i with that oatmeal palette now)
KimberLunaEverLincolnOttoArchie
I also see these as "sad beige"
Laurel and
LaurenShilohCharlotte AudreyGreysonGraceOliverTheodoreAtticusSailor
Everleigh,
EverlyHadleyArloSuri
Names that aren't sad beige to me:
GladysWandaCherylHildaZinniaGeneWendellHughFrank
Any name that feels really trendy cool has the sad beige shadow over it. Names that end in o and i seem to be extra beige.
(
Marnie doesn't feel sad beige to me at all.
Marni maybe! But not
Marnie).