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Help[Opinions] What are “Not a sad beige kid” names?
I saw someone use this term on my post about Marnie and thought it was such a vibe. And it made me curious what other names have this vibe.
So what are your favorite names that have “not a sad beige kid” vibe? And to be fair, what are your favorite “sad beige kid” names?
(Also no offense meant towards beige parents! It can be a cute aesthetic)
So what are your favorite names that have “not a sad beige kid” vibe? And to be fair, what are your favorite “sad beige kid” names?
(Also no offense meant towards beige parents! It can be a cute aesthetic)
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I find the whole "sad beige kid" thing very funny, but I'm not sure what names would fall under that category...Milo? Greta? Seems too vague a concept to pin down.
It's funny, a lot of "sad beige kids" have names that are actually pretty edgy and should not seem beige! I don't follow many family influencers but all the sad beige kids I've seen have names like:
Ari
Lili
(I definitely associate any name that ends in i with that oatmeal palette now)
Kimber
Luna
Ever
Lincoln
Otto
Archie
I also see these as "sad beige"
Laurel and Lauren
Shiloh
Charlotte
Audrey
Greyson
Grace
Oliver
Theodore
Atticus
Sailor
Everleigh, Everly
Hadley
Arlo
Suri
Names that aren't sad beige to me:
Gladys
Wanda
Cheryl
Hilda
Zinnia
Gene
Wendell
Hugh
Frank
Any name that feels really trendy cool has the sad beige shadow over it. Names that end in o and i seem to be extra beige.
(Marnie doesn't feel sad beige to me at all. Marni maybe! But not Marnie).
Ari
Lili
(I definitely associate any name that ends in i with that oatmeal palette now)
Kimber
Luna
Ever
Lincoln
Otto
Archie
I also see these as "sad beige"
Laurel and Lauren
Shiloh
Charlotte
Audrey
Greyson
Grace
Oliver
Theodore
Atticus
Sailor
Everleigh, Everly
Hadley
Arlo
Suri
Names that aren't sad beige to me:
Gladys
Wanda
Cheryl
Hilda
Zinnia
Gene
Wendell
Hugh
Frank
Any name that feels really trendy cool has the sad beige shadow over it. Names that end in o and i seem to be extra beige.
(Marnie doesn't feel sad beige to me at all. Marni maybe! But not Marnie).
Thanks!! And I agree, they often have a lot of good names tbh. It’s like an interesting mix of vintage, down-to-earth, and trendy.
Also I did mean Marnie doesn’t, double negative makes it confusing. Sorry about that! 😅
Also I did mean Marnie doesn’t, double negative makes it confusing. Sorry about that! 😅
Grace is sad beige? Well now I'm sad beige! Lmao
That means that nothing means anything! Don't worry - you aren't remotely beige.