My favourite is
Roland.
There was a boy in my class at school called
Roland. I had a grand uncle called
Raymond who died in 2001, my grandmother was married to a guy called
Raymond around 2000 and when I was in primary one (around 5/6 years old)my class teacher’s fiancé was called
Raymond.
I have never met anyone called
Roman.
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Anon