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[Opinions] Re: Carlene
Yeah, it's very much better than Darlene, but that isn't really saying much. I don't like Darlene at all.
Carlene is okay, but it's not as pretty to me as either Carla, Carly or Charlene. It's very country-western, because of the singer probably, but Phil Vassar also had a song called Carlene.Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin
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Carlene, Carlene, Carlene, Carlene...I'm begging of you, please don't take my man.
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Carlene, I just realized....I don't really want to stay with my man all the while knowing that the only reason he's with me is because you rejected him because I threw away my pride and begged you to. Here, take him.
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"Carlene? Oh, sorry, Jolene, I got you mixed up with somebody else. You can still keep away from my man though."
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