Dice: https://www.wizards....d/dice/dice.htm
Each year for 20 years choose to roll for baby or life event.
You are married! List yourself and your spouse if you wish to.
BABIES
Roll d6 twice
(1,1) Congrats! Its twins, you pick the genders.
(1,2) Congrats! Its a baby girl!
(1,3) Apologies! You unfortunately miscarry.
(1,4) Congrats! Its a baby boy!
(1,5) Congrats! Its triplets! B/B/G
(1,6) Congrats! Its a baby! You choose the gender.
(2,1) Congrats! Its a baby boy!
(2,2) Congrats! Its twins, you pick the genders.
(2,3) Congrats! Its a baby girl!
(2,4) Congrats! Its a baby boy!
(2,5) Apologies! You dont conceive. Roll for life event.
(2,6) Apologies! You unfortunately miscarry.
(3,1) Congrats! Its triplets! B/G/G
(3,2) Congrats! Its a baby! You choose the gender.
(3,3) Congrats! Its twins, you pick the genders.
(3,4) Congrats! Its a baby boy!
(3,5) Congrats! Its a baby girl!
(3,6) Apologies! You dont conceive. Roll for life event.
(4,1) Congrats! Its a baby girl!
(4,2) Apologies! You dont conceive. Roll for life event.
(4,3) Congrats! Its a baby boy!
(4,4) Congrats! Its twins, you pick the genders.
(4,5) Congrats! Its quadruplets, you pick the genders.
(4,6) Apologies! You dont conceive. Roll for life event.
(5,1) Congrats! Its a baby! You choose the gender.
(5,2) Congrats! Its a baby girl!
(5,3) Congrats! Its a baby! You choose the gender.
(5,4) Congrats! Its a baby boy!
(5,5) Congrats! Its twins, you pick the genders.
(5,6) Apologies! You unfortunately miscarry.
(6,1) Congrats! Its a baby girl!
(6,2) Congrats! Its a baby girl!
(6,3) Apologies! You unfortunately miscarry.
(6,4) Congrats! Its a baby boy!
(6,5) Congrats! Its triplets! You pick the genders.
(6,6) Congrats! Its twins, you pick the genders.
LIFE EVENTS
Roll d12 and d6 once each
(1,1) Your family moves to a new house!
(1,2) Your family adopts a dog!
(1,3) Youre fired! Roll d8: 1-6 you find a new job, 7-8 you dont
(1,4) You open up your own business.
(1,5) You take a family vacation out of the country!
(1,6) You change careers!
(2,1) A family member is diagnosed with cancer.
(2,2) Congrats! You adopt a two year old girl.
(2,3) Your spouses father dies. (Already dead? Its their mom.)
(2,4) Your family adopts a dog!
(2,5) Your family adopts a cat!
(2,6) Surprise! Its an unexpected pregnancy, roll any die: even is a girl, odd is a boy.
(3,1) You submit a video to Americas Funniest Home Videos and its chosen for the show.
(3,2) Your family adopts a cat!
(3,3) Youre fired! Roll d8: 1-6 you find a new job, 7-8 you dont
(3,4) Your family is in a car accident. Roll d20 for everyone: 1-11 uninjured, 12-14 minor bruising, 15-18 broken bone, 19-20 serious injury
(3,5) Your family moves to a new house!
(3,6) One of your children becomes disabled (paralyzed/blinded/ in an accident
(4,1) Congrats! You adopt a five year old boy.
(4,2) You and your spouse divorce. Add a new significant other if you wish.
(4,3) You take a family vacation within the country!
(4,4) You attend a movie premier.
(4,5) An immediate family member unexpectedly dies (you, your spouse, or a child).
(4,6) Your spouse changes careers.
(5,1) Your pet becomes instagram famous! (No pets? Your sister becomes insta famous.)
(5,2) One of your children is diagnosed with autism. (No children? You are late diagnosed.)
(5,3) Your family moves to a new house!
(5,4) You take a family vacation within the country!
(5,5) Your spouse is fired! Roll d8: 1-6 they find a new job, 7-8 they dont (If you dont have a spouse, you change careers)
(5,6) One of your older children makes a YouTube channel. (No children/too young? You make one.)
(6,1) Congrats! You adopt a child, you pick age and gender.
(6,2) Your family adopts a dog!
(6,3) You have an affair. Roll d8: 1-3 your spouse finds out and you divorce, 4-5 your spouse doesnt find out and nothing changes, 6 your spouse doesnt find out and you divorce, 7 your spouse finds out and does nothing, 8 you divorce your spouse and marry the person you are having an affair with
(6,4) Your mom dies. (Already dead? Its your dad.)
(6,5) You and your spouse divorce. Add a new significant other if you wish.
(6,6) You take a family vacation out of the country!
(7,1) Surprise! Its an unexpected pregnancy, roll any die: even is a girl, odd is a boy.
(7,2) Your family adopts a bird!
(7,3) Your spouse is diagnosed with cancer.
(7,4) Congrats! You adopt a twelve year old boy.
(7,5) You write a novel and self publish it.
(7,6) You get in a major argument with your spouses sister.
(8,1) You take a family vacation out of the country!
(8,2) Your family throws a surprise birthday party for you.
(8,3) Your spouses mother comes to live with you.
(8,4) You take a family vacation within the country!
(8,5) You take your child to their first concert. (No children/too young? Your favorite band goes on tour for the first time in years and you get front row tickets.)
(8,6) You change careers.
(9,1) Your family adopts a cat!
(9,2) Your family adopts a snake!
(9,3) Your friend moves in with you. Roll d100: 1-25 they come alone; 26-60 they bring a spouse; 61-70 no spouse, but one child; 71-80 no spouse and two children; 81-85 two children and dog; 86-95 a spouse and one child; 96-100 a spouse and two children
(9,4) You take a family vacation within the country!
(9,5) Congrats! You adopt a fifteen year old girl.
(9,6) One of your children is diagnosed with autism. (No children? You are diagnosed with type two diabetes).
(10,1) You are diagnosed with cancer.
(10,2) Your family throws a surprise birthday party for your spouse.
(10,3) Your dad dies. (Already dead? Its your mom.)
(10,4) Congrats! You adopt a nine year old child (pick gender).
(10,5) Your family fosters a puppy!
(10,6) One of your children is diagnosed with type two diabetes. (No children? Youre spouse is diagnosed.)
(11,1) One of your children is diagnosed with autism. (No children? Youre spouse is late diagnosed.)
(11,2) Surprise! Its an unexpected pregnancy. If you have a child 16+, its their baby; if not, its yours. You pick the gender.
(11,3) Your spouse has an affair. Roll d8: 1-3 you find out and you divorce, 4-5 you dont find out and nothing changes, 6 you dont find out and you divorce, 7 you find out and do nothing, 8 your spouse divorces you and marries the person they are having an affair with
(11,4) You file for bankruptcy.
(11,5) Your brother moves in with you after his divorce.
(11,6) Your family adopts a bird!
(12,1) You take a family vacation out of the country!
(12,2) Your family moves to a new house!
(12,3) Your spouses mother dies. (Already dead? Its their dad)
(12,4) Your spouse becomes an alcoholic.
(12,5) Your family adopts a dog!
(12,6) You see a musical on Broadway.
20 years later - List your family!