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Help[Games] Re: Haven't done this in a while: Bash my names!
in reply to a message by Cambria
Girls:
Jeanna Celeste - Well Jeanna is awful, I mean i don't like Jean to begin with and putting an 'a' behind it only makes it worse, Celeste will be great is your kid has a lisp.
Emmaline Aria, Emmie - what kind of line? oh an Emmaline, is this supposed to make Emma less boring? Aria? If you want her to sing put her in a choir don't call her Aria.
Keturah Lydian, Ketta - Keturah sounds stupid, not like a name at all and nn Ketta? sounds like Get her! Lydian? I imagine this was an attempt at a less boring Lydia?
Priscilla Jessamine, Rilla - Priscilla is such a trashy name! and Rilla?! haven you ever said that out loud? Jessamine, Jessayours, Jessahis... And this must be the less boring Jasmin?
Constance Ines, Connie - A word made femimine is a name? and Connie, you mean like a sweet little prisoner? Ines, would you use the anus or the EEEW-nes pronunciation?
Verity Belrose, Vera - Verity, how can you know that the child will be truthful? Vera as a nn it stupid because Verity has no a in it. Belrose? So you had a cold when you wanted to say Melrose?
Boys:
Josiah Malcolm, Joe - Josiah sounds so feminine, and nn Joe is just plain horrible besides the fact that it's boring. Malcolm, you mean a bad Colm?
Eben Vaughan, Ben - Why is Eben a name? It hardly sounds like a name. Ben is stupid because it means Am in Dutch, as in I am... Vaughan? how many letters can you possibly use to get Von? The spelliung it just very exagerated and wannabe.
Judah Wallace, Jude - Jew-Duh! Jude: A jewish dude? Wallace ends in *ss and the pile of bricks in front of it doesn't change it.
Isaiah Westley, Isley (EYEZ-lee) - conversation: -uh.. -You say what? - I say uh... Isley?! Ice-lee? Eyes-lee? and you just take the first letters of a name stick anything behind it and call it a nickname? Westley... So Eastley will be the next kids mn? And what is the t doing in that name anyhow?
Harold Bertalan, Hal - is he -old already?! Hal as a nn, why not call him doorway? Bertalan?! You couldn't afford a space between Bert and Alan, or is this a Catalan Bert?
Ezra Leroy - (I like Ezra too much to bash it) Leroy, as in the king? Your kid will never be a king no matter how you call him.
Jeanna Celeste - Well Jeanna is awful, I mean i don't like Jean to begin with and putting an 'a' behind it only makes it worse, Celeste will be great is your kid has a lisp.
Emmaline Aria, Emmie - what kind of line? oh an Emmaline, is this supposed to make Emma less boring? Aria? If you want her to sing put her in a choir don't call her Aria.
Keturah Lydian, Ketta - Keturah sounds stupid, not like a name at all and nn Ketta? sounds like Get her! Lydian? I imagine this was an attempt at a less boring Lydia?
Priscilla Jessamine, Rilla - Priscilla is such a trashy name! and Rilla?! haven you ever said that out loud? Jessamine, Jessayours, Jessahis... And this must be the less boring Jasmin?
Constance Ines, Connie - A word made femimine is a name? and Connie, you mean like a sweet little prisoner? Ines, would you use the anus or the EEEW-nes pronunciation?
Verity Belrose, Vera - Verity, how can you know that the child will be truthful? Vera as a nn it stupid because Verity has no a in it. Belrose? So you had a cold when you wanted to say Melrose?
Boys:
Josiah Malcolm, Joe - Josiah sounds so feminine, and nn Joe is just plain horrible besides the fact that it's boring. Malcolm, you mean a bad Colm?
Eben Vaughan, Ben - Why is Eben a name? It hardly sounds like a name. Ben is stupid because it means Am in Dutch, as in I am... Vaughan? how many letters can you possibly use to get Von? The spelliung it just very exagerated and wannabe.
Judah Wallace, Jude - Jew-Duh! Jude: A jewish dude? Wallace ends in *ss and the pile of bricks in front of it doesn't change it.
Isaiah Westley, Isley (EYEZ-lee) - conversation: -uh.. -You say what? - I say uh... Isley?! Ice-lee? Eyes-lee? and you just take the first letters of a name stick anything behind it and call it a nickname? Westley... So Eastley will be the next kids mn? And what is the t doing in that name anyhow?
Harold Bertalan, Hal - is he -old already?! Hal as a nn, why not call him doorway? Bertalan?! You couldn't afford a space between Bert and Alan, or is this a Catalan Bert?
Ezra Leroy - (I like Ezra too much to bash it) Leroy, as in the king? Your kid will never be a king no matter how you call him.
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That's what I'm talking about!
Loved your anus vs. EWWW-ness prn. ROFL! Great bashing...have you had much practice? ;o)
Loved your anus vs. EWWW-ness prn. ROFL! Great bashing...have you had much practice? ;o)
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