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Girls:
Jeanna Celeste - Well Jeanna is awful, I mean i don't like Jean to begin with and putting an 'a' behind it only makes it worse, Celeste will be great is your kid has a lisp.
Emmaline Aria, Emmie - what kind of line? oh an Emmaline, is this supposed to make Emma less boring? Aria? If you want her to sing put her in a choir don't call her Aria.
Keturah Lydian, Ketta - Keturah sounds stupid, not like a name at all and nn Ketta? sounds like Get her! Lydian? I imagine this was an attempt at a less boring Lydia?
Priscilla Jessamine, Rilla - Priscilla is such a trashy name! and Rilla?! haven you ever said that out loud? Jessamine, Jessayours, Jessahis... And this must be the less boring Jasmin?
Constance Ines, Connie - A word made femimine is a name? and Connie, you mean like a sweet little prisoner? Ines, would you use the anus or the EEEW-nes pronunciation?
Verity Belrose, Vera - Verity, how can you know that the child will be truthful? Vera as a nn it stupid because Verity has no a in it. Belrose? So you had a cold when you wanted to say Melrose?

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Boys:
Josiah Malcolm, Joe - Josiah sounds so feminine, and nn Joe is just plain horrible besides the fact that it's boring. Malcolm, you mean a bad Colm?
Eben Vaughan, Ben - Why is Eben a name? It hardly sounds like a name. Ben is stupid because it means Am in Dutch, as in I am... Vaughan? how many letters can you possibly use to get Von? The spelliung it just very exagerated and wannabe.
Judah Wallace, Jude - Jew-Duh! Jude: A jewish dude? Wallace ends in *ss and the pile of bricks in front of it doesn't change it.
Isaiah Westley, Isley (EYEZ-lee) - conversation: -uh.. -You say what? - I say uh... Isley?! Ice-lee? Eyes-lee? and you just take the first letters of a name stick anything behind it and call it a nickname? Westley... So Eastley will be the next kids mn? And what is the t doing in that name anyhow?
Harold Bertalan, Hal - is he -old already?! Hal as a nn, why not call him doorway? Bertalan?! You couldn't afford a space between Bert and Alan, or is this a Catalan Bert?
Ezra Leroy - (I like Ezra too much to bash it) Leroy, as in the king? Your kid will never be a king no matter how you call him.

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Girls:
Jeanna Celeste - Pronunciation of Jeanna isn't clear. Jeanne would be much classier.
Emmaline Aria, Emmie - Emmaline/Emmie are overwhelmingly trendy. Emmaline = Emma or Emily + Madeline. It won't seem nearly as original in 3 years. Aria is corny.
Keturah Lydian, Ketta - Keturah sounds like Couture, which makes it sound a bit trashy. Lydian is an unnecessary elaboration (with the trendy -n ending) of Lydia. Flow is off.
Priscilla Jessamine, Rilla - Queen of the night? Jessamine is one of those flower names that is just picked up as a name because it sounds similar to popular names (Jessica, Jesse, etc).
Constance Ines, Connie - Connie is maybe my least favorite name. Ines is bound to be pronounced EYE-nez, which isn't too nice sounding. ee-NESS is better.
Verity Belrose, Vera - Verity? Very overdone. Sounds like a character in a melodramatic novel. Belrose is contrived, too.

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Boys:
Josiah Malcolm, Joe - Honestly nothing to bash here.
Eben Vaughan, Ben - Eben will be confused with Evan. Eben & Vaughan don't really match, style-wise.
Judah Wallace, Jude - Nothing to bash, again.
Isaiah Westley, Isley (EYEZ-lee) - Westley is such a made-up surnamey trendy thing! It doesn't match Isaiah at all, in class or history. The nickname Isley just makes you seem like a big Isley brothers fan.
Harold Bertalan, Hal - Harold is bound for a life of teasing. Not ready for its comeback yet. Hal--Halitosis? And Bertalan is too made up.
Ezra Leroy - Nothing to bash, love it.

Girls:
Jeanna Celeste- Jeanna it what do people do when they say " Jee Anna". Celeste is okay
Emmaline Aria, Emmie- Aria is that a name
Keturah Lydian, Ketta- Keturah what
Priscilla Jessamine, Rilla- Priscilla is little to prissy. Jessamine one to many letters.
Constance Ines, Connie - Constancely weird and Ines it just weird. SORRY!
Verity Belrose, Vera- Vera I like but Verity sound like a college thing. Belrose it that a graden?

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Boys:
Josiah Malcolm, Joe - Joe okay. Josiah NO! Malcolm just makes me think of Malcolm X.
Eben Vaughan, Ben- Eben what?
Judah Wallace, Jude- LOVE Jude and Judah HATE WALLACE!!!!!!!!!
Isaiah Westley, Isley (EYEZ-lee)- hate Isaiah, Isley and whatever.
Harold Bertalan, Hal- Hal should be in the hall.
Ezra Leroy- Leroy who would name their child LEROY! Ezra sounds like a girls name!

what exactly do you want us to do?

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