Poppy is the most awful, the most ridiculous, the silliest-sounding, the most ludicrous, the most laughable, the most absurd, the most farcical, the most puerile, the most inane, the most hare-brained, the most preposterous, the most risible name I have ever heard. The fact that it is popular in the UK is truly mind-boggling to me, more mind-boggling than the US 2016 election.