This is the
Urban Dictionary definition for my name,
Janice:
A term for a perfect woman. One who's style and beauty are difficult to describe. Who's scent intoxicates and excites. A truly beautiful soul with a smile and touch that can heal the infirm. The type of woman one searches for their whole life.
I think I've found my Janice. My life is complete.
I trust now everyone is convinced of the sheer fabulousness of the name
Janice. Behold and stop bitching. You're not allowed to dislike it.
Urban Dictionary says so. No, it doesn't matter that
Urban Dictionary doesn't know that the correct word is "whose" and not "who's". They still know all.