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Without Jillian? Nah. Jill is a very plain name to me, and not in the way Jane is. Jane still has a bit of a spark, Jill is the boring woman in the office who asks everyone who passes her cubicle if they've seen her new cat calendar and keeps track of everyone's birthdays and makes a big deal out of having a cake and reads only Danielle Steele novels and has poofy 80's hair and keeps a swear jar and never misses an episode of "Dance Moms" and OH GOD DO I HATE THE NAME JILL WITHOUT JILLIAN, KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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Willoughby wolloughby willina, an elephant sat on Billina.
Willoughby wolloughby wirfak, an elephant sat on Mirfak.