Augustus Van Hook would be my choice by far. I like
Augustus ten times more than I like
Gustav and a million times more than I like
Angus.
Gustav - I imediately prn. it GOO-stahf: the way BtN has it.
Angus - let's see, how can I get you to see how horrible this name is...
Angus is a type of cow. A popular type of cow. If you were to walk into a McDonald's, Burger
King, or Hardee's he would be on the menu. My grandfather use to have a farm where he raised mainly Black
Angus cattle. I've helped birth them, I've helped feed them, I've had a ton of disgusting experiences around them.
Angus is a cow.
I'm really not trying to be mean about
Angus, it's just that it is a cow. It's not like a place name where it's like, "hey, I've been to
Montana, it's beautiful there" or "
Virginia, it's a state, but it was a name first!". This is like "you are a cow" or "come on guys, lets go to McDonald's and eat
Angus, ha ha".
Besides,
Augustus is a great name and
Augustus Van Hook sounds like it's meant to be.
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