Iv-on-ee for
Yvonne is the worst I have encountered.
And kinda OT but I heard (from more than one person,
Ireland is a small country) of a girl called
Cliona Ramsbotham who everyone called "Clean a
Ram's Bottom". She spent her whole life saying her name was Clee-OWN-a Rams-BOW-tham. I don't know what her parents were thinking of.