The problem is that because I got so many negative responses (negative as in not positive, not negative as in horrific against it or rude), I now fell defensive about it. None of you realize the sheer awesomeness of
Royce! ;)
Royce is daring and roguish with a cool spelling. No,
Royce wouldn't make a good grade-schooler, but he would make a good twenty-something adventurer who would sweep you off your feet.
Royce has no need for a car. He has a horse.
I just described the love interest in a cheesy romance novel, didn't I?
. . .
Royce is the best love interest in a cheesy romance novel ever!
Thanks everyone.