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Help[Facts] Re: OH MY GODS!!!!
in reply to a message by Nanaea
Nanaea
What do you have against cats? The feral colony I help wouln't even bother relieving themselves on her, and I don't know of any feline who would even try to bury her (even their big cousins). If you want to see UGLY, look at a picture of one of her supposed lovers Rasputin. Oh, yeah, before you do, drink a 12 cup pot of tea (chamomile, lavendar, peppermint (or spearmint if you don't have peppermint on hand), catnip, and rose hips (perhaps a pinch of sweet basil JIC)). Also, have a bottle of Pepto Bismol on hand for after you see his picture.
Phyllis
What do you have against cats? The feral colony I help wouln't even bother relieving themselves on her, and I don't know of any feline who would even try to bury her (even their big cousins). If you want to see UGLY, look at a picture of one of her supposed lovers Rasputin. Oh, yeah, before you do, drink a 12 cup pot of tea (chamomile, lavendar, peppermint (or spearmint if you don't have peppermint on hand), catnip, and rose hips (perhaps a pinch of sweet basil JIC)). Also, have a bottle of Pepto Bismol on hand for after you see his picture.
Phyllis
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If anybody's interested, there is a picture of Rasputin at http://www.alexanderpalace.org/gilliard.V.html, along with the story behind his taking over palace life.
Phyllis
Phyllis
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Nanaea
I respect your feelings on the subject of Rasputin, but I just can't get over three *major* facts about the guy:
1. He NEVER bathed, and his picture kinda showed it.
2. The main attribute he had (besides his *tradition*) was mesmerizing eyes (which he used to get *willing* females to use his *tradition* on during orgies).
3. I sat next to a guy who looked (and smelled) like Rasputin in high school. Give me one Tom Baker look-alike (after a bath or shower) instead, plz.
On the third note, I'll always remember the lice he brought into school. The only ones I didn't catch from him were crab lice. I wonder if he ever learned how to take a bath after we graduated.
Hopefully still cool in your opinion despite this one point of disagreement [ :) ]
Phyllis Sidhe Uaine
I respect your feelings on the subject of Rasputin, but I just can't get over three *major* facts about the guy:
1. He NEVER bathed, and his picture kinda showed it.
2. The main attribute he had (besides his *tradition*) was mesmerizing eyes (which he used to get *willing* females to use his *tradition* on during orgies).
3. I sat next to a guy who looked (and smelled) like Rasputin in high school. Give me one Tom Baker look-alike (after a bath or shower) instead, plz.
On the third note, I'll always remember the lice he brought into school. The only ones I didn't catch from him were crab lice. I wonder if he ever learned how to take a bath after we graduated.
Hopefully still cool in your opinion despite this one point of disagreement [ :) ]
Phyllis Sidhe Uaine
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Haven't seen any of the Dr. Who's (Whose?) since me younger days, but didn't about 8 different guys play him at one time or another?
(Unlike Morse, whom my wife says I resemble in traits in many ways.)
(Unlike Morse, whom my wife says I resemble in traits in many ways.)
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