Hey, listen up ya'll -
Jack is a nickname for
John just because - bitches. It comes from the 18th century England where it was used among ship logs to distinguish between various people enrolled on ships. My real name is
John (
Jakob Jingle-heimer Schmidt) O'Brien, but everyone calls me
Jack - much like
John Kennedy aka
Jack Kennedy - bitches.
So there, I've had to deal with this shit all my life, so give it a God damn rest!
Best regards,
Jack aka
JOHN O'Brien