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Help[Games] Re: You say....You think
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1. This is my daughter Phyllida Jane.
You say: Nice to meet you, Phyllida. That's an interesting name!
You think: ...Phallus?
2. These are my sons Archie and Oswald.
You say: Hi, Archie. Hi, Oswald.
You think: Cute names. Kind of dated, but it'll work.
3. This is my daughter Kahtreena Nevaeh.
You say: Hi, Kahtreena. Do you have a nickname?
You think: Kahtreena? If they hated the name they should've just called her something else, rather than butcher it.
4. These are my triplets Duncan, Oscar, and Stella.
You say: Hi, kids. How're you?
You think: Stella is wonderful. Oscar is nice. Duncan, not so much, but it does go well with Oscar.
5. These are my daughters Georgia Peach, Carolina Sunshine, and Virgina Belle.
You say: Hi, girls, how are you?
You think: Well, that's a little on the sickeningly sweet side. I like all the first names (and Belle, and maybe even Sunshine), but together, they're just too matchy.
6. These are my twins Eve and Zoe, they share the same middle name, Marie.
You say: Nice to meet you girls.
You think: Eve and Zoe are cute. Couldn't they think of any middle names?
7. This my son Townsend Kennedy.
You say: Hi, Townsend. How are you?
You think: Not entirely bad, but very, very surname-y. I'd have to assume that's what you were going for.
8. These are my sons Abraham Lincoln "Abe" and Thomas Jefferson "Tom".
You say: Nice to meet you, Presidents.
You think: Couldn't resist that crack. Come on. This is about as bad as Georgia Peach. I mean, they're not bad names, but there's only going to be one Abraham Lincoln.
9. These are my daughters Kalli and Maddi.
You say: Hi, girls.
You think: Very trendy, but cute. I hope Maddi, at least, is short for something. Can I get a Madeleine?
10. This is my son and daughter Beau and Belle.
You say: Hi Beau, hi Belle. How are you?
You think: I guess you're going for the matchy thing here? I like Belle, not Beau.
11. This is my daughter Beatrice Louise "Bea".
You say: Nice to meet you, Bea.
You think: Lovely.
12. These are my daughters Riley, Mason, and my sons Kelly and Aubrey.
You say: Hi, kids. Nice to meet you all.
You think: Whoa, gender switch-up here. Kelly and Riley are fine. Aubrey I could live with. But Mason? No way.
Sorry if anything came off harsh! All the names are nice and fun, but that's what I'd think if I saw them on real kids.
You say: Nice to meet you, Phyllida. That's an interesting name!
You think: ...Phallus?
2. These are my sons Archie and Oswald.
You say: Hi, Archie. Hi, Oswald.
You think: Cute names. Kind of dated, but it'll work.
3. This is my daughter Kahtreena Nevaeh.
You say: Hi, Kahtreena. Do you have a nickname?
You think: Kahtreena? If they hated the name they should've just called her something else, rather than butcher it.
4. These are my triplets Duncan, Oscar, and Stella.
You say: Hi, kids. How're you?
You think: Stella is wonderful. Oscar is nice. Duncan, not so much, but it does go well with Oscar.
5. These are my daughters Georgia Peach, Carolina Sunshine, and Virgina Belle.
You say: Hi, girls, how are you?
You think: Well, that's a little on the sickeningly sweet side. I like all the first names (and Belle, and maybe even Sunshine), but together, they're just too matchy.
6. These are my twins Eve and Zoe, they share the same middle name, Marie.
You say: Nice to meet you girls.
You think: Eve and Zoe are cute. Couldn't they think of any middle names?
7. This my son Townsend Kennedy.
You say: Hi, Townsend. How are you?
You think: Not entirely bad, but very, very surname-y. I'd have to assume that's what you were going for.
8. These are my sons Abraham Lincoln "Abe" and Thomas Jefferson "Tom".
You say: Nice to meet you, Presidents.
You think: Couldn't resist that crack. Come on. This is about as bad as Georgia Peach. I mean, they're not bad names, but there's only going to be one Abraham Lincoln.
9. These are my daughters Kalli and Maddi.
You say: Hi, girls.
You think: Very trendy, but cute. I hope Maddi, at least, is short for something. Can I get a Madeleine?
10. This is my son and daughter Beau and Belle.
You say: Hi Beau, hi Belle. How are you?
You think: I guess you're going for the matchy thing here? I like Belle, not Beau.
11. This is my daughter Beatrice Louise "Bea".
You say: Nice to meet you, Bea.
You think: Lovely.
12. These are my daughters Riley, Mason, and my sons Kelly and Aubrey.
You say: Hi, kids. Nice to meet you all.
You think: Whoa, gender switch-up here. Kelly and Riley are fine. Aubrey I could live with. But Mason? No way.
Sorry if anything came off harsh! All the names are nice and fun, but that's what I'd think if I saw them on real kids.
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