It is rather whiny isn't it. I don't know what's wrong with me, but sometimes I love whiny names. Whiny spoiled-brat namby-pamby names like
Simon,
Chauncey,
Geoffrey,
Archibald,
Reginald,
Vernon,
Crispin,
Filibert - the kind of names you can just envision a thin, angular, overdressed woman with really tight hair screeching out at the top of her lungs.
I think I need professional help.