That Asyah is actually a very confused
Asia. There's some sort of joke here about "Never get into a land war in Asyah" but I'm too lazy to find it.
Siomarah looks like it's a form of
Xiomara. I actually kind of like it--the parents have taken into account the fact that the average yuppie won't have a clue how to pronunce
Xiomara. I think Siomara would be very nice. The only problem is that with the stupidly superfluous H, it looks less like a name and more like a jumble of letters.
Array
No matter when or where you've seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll help you with the pain
You're not alone