This NTNB is just for fun. Each round the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps will get a multiple number of children and have odd requests for their names. Mostly the guidelines for the names will all be the same so you won't have to look up a number of things on this site and others. It's not meant to be AT ALL realistic! I don't know how many rounds it'll go for, that'll depend on the support it gets- for all I know you guys could hate the idea. I hope you have fun!!
The Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump family
DH: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (26)
DW: Riley Taylor "Taylor"? (25)
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Riley and Riley Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clump found that having the same name oddly enough confused some people, so one of them started going by their middle name, Taylor. However, they refuse to tell anyone who goes by Riley and who goes by Taylor, which, by my calculations, defeats the purpose of the whole situation.
Riley (or Taylor) has just given birth to tridectuplets!! Or maybe triskadectuplets. She's not really sure what she has given birth to other than it's 13 healthy babies. She and Taylor (or purhaps Riley) want each of the children to be named after a month of the year (going by the normal English calendar). Having one extra baby though, they need a made-up month name for either one of the boys or one of the girls. As for the middle names of the tredecaplets, the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps want normal, common names- spelled backwards. These needn't sound proper.
Oh, and the Sidebottom-Squirrel-Clumps have no idea how they ended up with three hyphenated last names either.