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Jesse-James Ambrose: I will never see the appeal of naming someody after a cold-blooded killer and robber.
Kincaio Riley: Kinky O’Reilley?
Asher Steele: Ash or steel? One of the other.
Harry Harrison Shane: And is brother Bob Robert.
Stonewall Jackson II: The last son of the old South.
Soleil Rayne: Well, make up your mind.
Starla May: Oh no. Somebody used my first name.
Fawn Cresent: I live at 123 Fawn Cresent. Without a c.
Unique Violet: One violet’s just like the rest to me.
Vintage Charm: Where you can buy musty, wrinkled 1940’s dresses and 1960’s metal lunchboxes.
Na'vy Re'leigh: No, not really. Not really the navy.
Fantasia Tragina: The fantasy of the tragic vagina!
Asia Zhane: If you don’t mind sounding like an electric toothbrush buzzing away.
Cheveyo Tyone: No wonder the car companies are going bankrupt.
Court Michael: And see if he’s marriage material?
Tripp Levi: Let me guess: Palin groupies.
Maserati Loyalty: “They don’t love me, they just love their automobile!” (apologies and thanks to ZZ Top)
Christian Jesus: Jesus was Jewish, stupid.
Irulan Nykole: I take it this is meant to be like Ireland Nicole? Do I get an award for being a good detective?
Gurr Amelia Constance: And her sister Oink Catherine Elizabeth? Animal sounds don’t make good names.
Lowman Elizabeth: She’s the low man on the totem pole, just like poor Willy Loman.
Zuzu Ruby: AKA Zoo-Roo. Like Zooroni.
Sumeragne Aubrey: As if Summer Rain wasn’t hokey enough.
Scarlett October: The Hunt for Red October has ended!
Coopa: Poop jokes await.
Serylity-Ann Margaret: Now what pray tell is Serylity? Like Serenity and Sterility?
Diamond Princess Denae: Yeah, that really makes you look classy.
Benji Vincent: Benjamin Vincent would have been so nice. Now he’s stuck with that bratty little-boy name.
Grand Richard: Shorten the Richard and see how much fun you can have.

This message was edited 6/3/2009, 5:57 AM