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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
GIRLS
Ireland Glory-Darlene -- Celebrity worship meets dated hyphenation meets white trash. Niiiiiiiice.
Monkyi -- actually, it's the Year of the Rat
Lukah Gracy -- I have two pets at the moment named Lucy and Gracie...
Jipsy Jane -- Lord help you if you run into a Romani.
Cleopatra -- At least she has Cleo.
Ge'Nesis -- Sister to X-odus and L'vit'cus?
Tsitsi -- As a Jew... this is the fringe on a prayer shawl... not a child.
Indie Anna -- See, you have to LOOK for the joke! Weren't we clever?
Eternity Rose -- Sounds like a $1 porno novel
Tremble K. -- I don't care how cold it was, don't name her after a body function!
Caelyn Brezze
Ishita Sanni -- Well, I s**t a number two. I don't know what a Sanni is.
Kylann Bradleigh -- They didn't want a boy AT ALL.
Napoleon -- She'll be 5 feet tall and love to yell at people.
BOYS
Seneca Carter -- yuppie little... girl...
Jer’Derrion SanWone -- San Juan? Is this where you honeymooned or something?
Shyderiun Rodterius Rodzayviun -- Hi, I'm Rod. Ignore my birth certificate.
Tripp Lee -- Okay! [sticks out leg]
Nile -- Cleopatra's brother?
Defiance -- He'll never miss his curfew.
Tru Gentry -- As opposed to the false gentry?
Atlus Zaire -- If you had an atlas, you'd know Zaire is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
Cheyenne Eugene Paul Jr. -- there's more than one?!
GIRLS
Bennett Paige
Skie Leigh -- because Sky Lee was too short?
Noah Tjepke -- Err... what?
Beyoncé Ann -- awwww. It's like naming your daughter Oprah. It's a one-person name.
Edith Shirley -- I'm sorry, is this 2008 or 1908?
Lily Darling -- Lily DArling, darling, will you come here for a moment? I'd like to speak with you about the paperwork you filed for a name change...
Yui Rose -- No, me a Laura.
BOYS
Atreyu Zayden -- Is this an anagram for something?
Chace Jagger -- Okay! [runs after Jagger]
Dana Scott -- a valiant effort, but it's a girl's name now.
Cutler Andrew Robert -- Cutlery?
Madison Buchanan -- see Dana.
Jay-Jay Bradley -- Just because you call him Jay-Jay now doesn't mean he'll like it when he's trying to get a girlfriend.
Frank Thunderstorm -- He was born on a bright sunny day...
GIRLS
Messiah Mekhi Miranda -- Hi. I'm Miranda.
Henna -- Thank you, Mother, for naming me after a tattoo.
Jordan Unique -- Yeah, Jordan is really unique.
Yosemith Veronica -- A cross between Biblical and the park where you snuck off into a bathroom to conceive her.
Esbeiry Jubith Linares -- Unscramble the letters to win a prize!
Montannah Jasie -- Look! It's not a place name if we spell it wrong!
Serrenity JaiLynn Rayne -- Serenity is jailing rain. There's a sentence.
Isis India -- Actually, Isis is Egyptian, but I wouldn't expect YOU to know that.
Treasure Marie -- You'd better.
BOYS
Buck Owen David -- Don't say this to his pet horse, lest he make a stupid joke like I did.
Reed James -- Okay! [stares at t-shirt, waiting for words to appear]
Patriot Allen -- He'll grow up to lead a troop of anarchists.
Itzae Juarez-Arreola -- It's a Juarez areola? Sounds like a Spanish nipple disease.
Kross Logan -- Okay! [makes religious gesture]
Rui Manual -- Read the manual?
Ireland Glory-Darlene -- Celebrity worship meets dated hyphenation meets white trash. Niiiiiiiice.
Monkyi -- actually, it's the Year of the Rat
Lukah Gracy -- I have two pets at the moment named Lucy and Gracie...
Jipsy Jane -- Lord help you if you run into a Romani.
Cleopatra -- At least she has Cleo.
Ge'Nesis -- Sister to X-odus and L'vit'cus?
Tsitsi -- As a Jew... this is the fringe on a prayer shawl... not a child.
Indie Anna -- See, you have to LOOK for the joke! Weren't we clever?
Eternity Rose -- Sounds like a $1 porno novel
Tremble K. -- I don't care how cold it was, don't name her after a body function!
Caelyn Brezze
Ishita Sanni -- Well, I s**t a number two. I don't know what a Sanni is.
Kylann Bradleigh -- They didn't want a boy AT ALL.
Napoleon -- She'll be 5 feet tall and love to yell at people.
BOYS
Seneca Carter -- yuppie little... girl...
Jer’Derrion SanWone -- San Juan? Is this where you honeymooned or something?
Shyderiun Rodterius Rodzayviun -- Hi, I'm Rod. Ignore my birth certificate.
Tripp Lee -- Okay! [sticks out leg]
Nile -- Cleopatra's brother?
Defiance -- He'll never miss his curfew.
Tru Gentry -- As opposed to the false gentry?
Atlus Zaire -- If you had an atlas, you'd know Zaire is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
Cheyenne Eugene Paul Jr. -- there's more than one?!
GIRLS
Bennett Paige
Skie Leigh -- because Sky Lee was too short?
Noah Tjepke -- Err... what?
Beyoncé Ann -- awwww. It's like naming your daughter Oprah. It's a one-person name.
Edith Shirley -- I'm sorry, is this 2008 or 1908?
Lily Darling -- Lily DArling, darling, will you come here for a moment? I'd like to speak with you about the paperwork you filed for a name change...
Yui Rose -- No, me a Laura.
BOYS
Atreyu Zayden -- Is this an anagram for something?
Chace Jagger -- Okay! [runs after Jagger]
Dana Scott -- a valiant effort, but it's a girl's name now.
Cutler Andrew Robert -- Cutlery?
Madison Buchanan -- see Dana.
Jay-Jay Bradley -- Just because you call him Jay-Jay now doesn't mean he'll like it when he's trying to get a girlfriend.
Frank Thunderstorm -- He was born on a bright sunny day...
GIRLS
Messiah Mekhi Miranda -- Hi. I'm Miranda.
Henna -- Thank you, Mother, for naming me after a tattoo.
Jordan Unique -- Yeah, Jordan is really unique.
Yosemith Veronica -- A cross between Biblical and the park where you snuck off into a bathroom to conceive her.
Esbeiry Jubith Linares -- Unscramble the letters to win a prize!
Montannah Jasie -- Look! It's not a place name if we spell it wrong!
Serrenity JaiLynn Rayne -- Serenity is jailing rain. There's a sentence.
Isis India -- Actually, Isis is Egyptian, but I wouldn't expect YOU to know that.
Treasure Marie -- You'd better.
BOYS
Buck Owen David -- Don't say this to his pet horse, lest he make a stupid joke like I did.
Reed James -- Okay! [stares at t-shirt, waiting for words to appear]
Patriot Allen -- He'll grow up to lead a troop of anarchists.
Itzae Juarez-Arreola -- It's a Juarez areola? Sounds like a Spanish nipple disease.
Kross Logan -- Okay! [makes religious gesture]
Rui Manual -- Read the manual?
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