GIRLS
Osiris A. -- Well, if this was on a boy, I could understand it, but it's like my roomie wanting to name her boy
Artemis.
Avery Reynolds -- Of COURSE we didn't want a boy. It's all in your head.
Santa Charlotte Elizabeth -- I don't care if there is a Saint
Charlotte Elizabeth somewhere; this is going to be
Santa Claus until she dies.
Honor S.
Honor ElizabethHonor Wilkinson
Honor Isabel -- collectively, these are just annoying
Thomasina Margaret Choella -- one of the most awkward and bulky names I've seen in a long time.
Nixon
Jeannine -- bad enough namesake for a boy
Clementine Maple -- sounds like a fall-themed scented candle.
Poppy Islay --
Poppy Is Late. By Two Weeks. Labor Hurt.
Wren Otterley -- Stuck in the 60s
Lettice Mimi Hespa -- gosh, where to start? The vegetable, the trashy stripper nickname, or the grossly archaic third name that sounds like a prescription drug?
Divinety G. -- Apparently there wasn't enough divine intervention when it came to spelling.
Skye Lily -- No! It's a WATER lily. I understand that both are blue, but it's really in the pond!
Coco Rose -- there's a cereal here called
Coco Roos.
BOYS
Sebastian Were --
Sebastian were gwine to come a bit lyter, but we jis' couldn't wite to git pregnint!
Finn Vyvyan-Robinson -- this could have worked, oh, 500 years ago.
Lancelot Coleridge -- Camelot meets Corporate.
Sidney Marmaduke John -- and politics meet comics.
Jaffar -- He'll never be able to sit through
Aladdin.
Mungo Louis Felix -- Out of all three, you had to put the sucky one first. Nice going.
Acer
William --
Ace 'er? I barely know 'er!
Ruairi Mason Carew -- Excuse me?
Havana
Rex -- a curly-haired cat from the Caribbean.