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Warning: I'm not trying to be intolerant or classist when I make this. I know that a few of these names aren't that bad, and I know that not all "rednecks" or children of teen moms have names like these, but this is just for fun. I personally thought the funniest was the "name withheld" baloney. Feel free to reuse names. Some of them are real, but some of them are made up. Note which ones are double names, and note the young ages of a few of the moms.

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Here it is:

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DH: Earl, Billy Bob, Jimbo, Zeke, Charlton, Eenis (65)
DW: Mae, Rae, Louella, Thelma, Wilma, Dixie (63)

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-DS1: Billy, Billy Jim, Ray, Cleon, Bucephalus, Farkus (46)
-DD1: FiFi, Earlene, Frankie Dee, Fay, Myrtle, Johnnie Rae (44)
-DS2: Earl, Duke, Forrest, Lee, Hewie, Donnavon (41)
-DD2: Ona Mae, Renae, Latrina, Dorcas, Judy-Jo, Candi (39)

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DS1 has no family.

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DD1's family:

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-DH: Wilmer, Denys, Teddy Joe, Bart, Dunston, Curty (45)
-DW: Same as DD1 (44)
--DS: Ray-Ray, Denys, Eenis, Regis, Track, Lee (25)
--DGF: Tina, Mora, Bobbie Jo, Louine, Jerleecia, Dido (23)
---DS: Jayson, Gray, Khristopher, Bard, Lonee, Kev (1)
--DD: Lexie, Annie Mae, Brandi, Tiffny, LeAnn, DeeDee (22)
--XBF: (name withheld)
---DS: Brayden, Kamden, Juston, Fredy, Marky Mark, Austyn (6)
--DH: Luke-O, Dameion, Cletus, Fergus, Montavious, Elven (27)
---DD: Madison, Kayleigh, Mimi, Shaylee, Ray-Anna, Kiki (2)
---DD: Raylynn, Mikayla, Gracelyn, Presley, Alivia, Miley Ray (nb)
--DD: Tawana, Karleigh, Nautica, BrookLynn, Betty Jean, Kay (20)
--XBF: (name withheld)
---DS: Chile, Mykall, Jayke, Regis, Rhett, Kevan (3)
--DS: Kleon, Skyshawn, Roan, Federline, Mikky, Jermey (17)

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DS2's family:

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-DH: Same as DS2
-DW: Mamie, Tommie Ann, Nikki, Shell-Lee, Jac-E, Brandine (39)
--DS: Rhett, Jonothon, Khris, D'Artagnan, Tylor, Millard (20)
--DD: Amberly, Kourtney, Britni, Bristol, Tamia, LeeLee (18)
--DBF: Eriq, Arien, Izayah, Know-A, Tahd, Aerial (19)
---DD: Piper, Khrystal, Ellie Mae, Jade, Jailyn, Willow (2)
--DD: Emalee, GiGi, Kimberlyn, Ashlee, Dacota, Shyanne (16)
--DBF: (name withheld)
---DS: Palin, Trig, Jacko, Wayne, Khaleb, McCain (nb)
--DS: Billy Ray, Deven, Lucky, Gage, Karter, Trace (13)

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DD2's family:
-DD: Same as DD2
-XBF: (name withheld)
--DS: Cletus, Jhonathyn, Chile, Denise, Iris, Johnnie (23)
--DD: Leasea, Franceen, Mica, DeAndra, Renae, Hay-Lee (21)
--XBF: (name withheld)
---DD: Addison, Kenadee, Ken-Doll, Brytanee, Roxanee, Breyona (4)
-DH: Arron, Khlement, Billy Bob, Eenis, Romeo, Lovie (41)
--DD: Lin-Z, Maritza, Sierra, Loran, Jessyka, K'la (16)
--DBF: (name withheld)
---DD: Deztanie, Cyerra, Nevaeh, Mylee, Aaren, Trinadie (nb)
--DD: Ole'na, Dayanna, Caylyghnne, Jordynne, RNA*, Rikki (13)
--DS: Caycee, Chanse, Tilor, Domanic, Niklos, Ray-Ray (10)

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*pronounced Renee

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Hope you like it! I snuck in You-Know-Who's kids' names in as a joke!

This message was edited 10/25/2008, 12:54 PM