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Seriously? I couldn't make half this shit up if I tried. My brain just doesn't function on this level. It scares me that so many people out there do.

This message was edited 10/21/2008, 7:06 PM

BOYS
Jeremiah
Briar
James
Romeo Alexander
Lee
Cole
Nathaniel
Atticus
Hudson
Parker
Bram Alexander
Isaac
David
River

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GIRLS
Haven
River Lynne
Elise
Daisy
Mesa Catherine
Grace
Montana
Lynn
Claire
Abigail
Holland Alexa Renee
Taylor
Micah June
Logan Elyse
Peyton
Brooklyn
Helen
Perryn Marie
Georgia

Have a particular taste for:
Morgan (male)
Haven
Genesis

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Have a particular grudge against:
Kage
Gator
Brave-Bear
Mesa
Heavenly Destany (that's just revolting)
Kaydyne
Wladimir (you're kidding, right? That was supposed to be on the boys' list?)
Abigail (just never liked the name)
Swiston (makes me think of flouride in England)
Oktobyr (oh, dear. And October is my favorite month, too.)
Austyn (I've not once met a pleasurable Austin, so I have very bad associations with the name. A female Austyn is even worse.)
Logan Elyse (let's just ruin all the lovely feminine names, shall we?)
Bentley (that's attractive.)
Stormi Jo (ohhh, are they asking for a good 2-year-old.)

This message was edited 10/21/2008, 4:50 PM

Why is it I find the girls names on these lists a lot worse than the boys?

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IDK but my taste in boy's names must not be as refined because many of the boy's names I find useable and/or tolerable, but the girls' names are detestable...

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I like:
Jeremiah
Briar
Hunter
Hudson
Saxon
Parker
Elton
Morgan
Fisher
Nathaniel

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Hate all the girls names pretty much.

BOYS
Jeremiah Briar Tuff we could have gone without the Tuff
Havik Giovanni -he will go good with all the Rowdy's
Kyree Kalani -huh?
Angel Jesus -the biggest brat you'll ever see
Gator Lee -makes me think of Gatorade
Urijah Cain Brave-Bear -the Brave-Bear thing is s bit much
Grayre Cole -i never knew that Cole was even Gray to begin with
Hestler Nathaniel -uh, what?
Price Atticus -that's nice
Urbina Isaac -because Urban isn't manly enough
Shooter Wayne -so violant
Eden Dylan -hate this name on a boy
Elton J. -Elton John?
Morgan David-Alexander -yeah Morgan on a boy?
Phetpraseuth Gionni -that's quite the name
Saxon David -I love it
Grayer Nelson -he is beyond Gray
Wryder Harrison -as if Ryder wasn't bad enough
Sayge Karter -a big trendy mess

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GIRLS
River Lynne -that would be nice for a boy
Montana Skye -isn't that a Western movie?
Windsor Nicole -ugly
Heavenly Destany -yeah right
Tristen Alexander -are you sure its a girl
Kaydyne Danika -I threw up in my mouth a bit

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I like:

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Joseph
James
Alexander
Nathaniel
Morgan
David
Anthony

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Rebecca (spelt Rebekah)
Elise
Catherine
Skye
Jade
Micah (m)
Alexander (prefer Alexandra)
Katherine
Holland Alexis Renee (prefer Holly Alexandra Renae)
June
Elizabeth (spelt Elisabeth)
Shilo (spelt Shiloh)

Jeremiah Briar Tuff: Nice name paired with silly-sounding middle name paired with dumb other middle name.

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Angel Jesus: Ends up a serial killer.

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Gator Lee: From Iowa, no doubt. Where there's lots of gators.

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Law Creed: His arrest record will be taller than he is.

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Hunter Cape: Better than Orange Hat.

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Elton J: What could that J possibly stand for?

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Voltaurus: Turn it on and all the fuses blow.

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Heavenly Destany: Her parents are already anticipating her death.

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Tristen Alexander: I anticipate big problems.

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Swiston: What's next, Twist-off?

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Brooklyn Coke: I prefer Dallas Crystal Meth, myself.

Wladimir on a girl?!

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Kaydyne, Destany and Oktobyr just scream 'illiterate teenager'.

BOYS
Jeremiah
Briar
Kalani
Romeo - maybe
Atticus
Eden
David
Fisher - maybr
River
Sage
Haven
Sky
Kenya - maybe
Karma - GP
London
Genesis
Jade - maybe
Octoer
Lyric - maybe
Brooklyn
Lake - maybe
Storm
Shiloh
Angel - GP
Bear- GP
Parker - GP
Micah - GP
Uriah
Holland - GP
Shea
Taylor - GP
Bram - GP
Morgan - GP
Bailey - GP

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GIRLS
Briar
James - maybe
Jackson - GP
Cole - GP
Creed - GP
Hunter - maybe
Atticus - maybe
Hudson - GP
Parker - GP
Denver - maybe
Michael
Isaac - GP
Dylan - maybe
Fisher - maybe
Ryder - GP
River
Baylor - GP
Sky
Windsor - GP
Chandler - GP
Grace
Heavenly - GP
London
Marie
Oakley - GP
Micah - GP
Walker - GP
Katherine - GP
October
Valley - GP
Logan - GP
Bentley - GP
West - gP
Lake
Elisabeth
Shiloh

I like:

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BOYS
Briar
Aaron
Bear
Denver
Eden
Saxon
River
Haven
Elise
Larkin

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GIRLS
Montana
Chandler
Presley
Holland
Austin
Bentley
Morgan
Hunter
Creed