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Every single combo is terrible, so...

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...I'll simply list all the names that I LIKE, regardless of the combos they belong to. I can't list the names I hate because I would die of sadness.

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BOYS
Sawyer
Darwin - It's a GP name, actually. I'm almost ashamed of it...
Joseph
Bright
August
Scott
James
Sage - I like it only on girls. Another GP.

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GIRLS
Marie
Lois
Joy
Grace
Shiloh - I guess it's actually a male name, but I can't despise Jolie and Pitt. The name is beautiful.
Willa
River - I like it only on boys.
Anna
Madeline

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BOYS
Philip
Christopher
David
Elijah
Joshua - But it's become SO boring.

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GIRLS
Grace
Aidan - On boys only.
Amanda
Leah
Hope
Fern
Rose
Juniper
Lily
Leigh
Alexa
September
Elle
America - I don't like the American version, only the Spanish one.
Melissa

This message was edited 5/10/2008, 3:00 AM

my opinions..

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Kelly -love this on a boy. Like Casey and Jess i think they are handsome boy names.
Perfecto Dante -sounds like a type of Pizza!

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Electra -stripper 1
Ginger Marie -stripper 2
Sloan Grace -stripper 3. Sloan is nice as a boys name. Horrid on a girl.
Tommie Rae - skimpy bar maid.
Timber Lynn -sounds like she is going to fall over.
Hylton Pyper -ick. As if you would go as far as naming your child after Paris's surname and then spell it incorrectly to add more insult.
Shyy -she is never going to make friends with a name like that.
Topaz -another stripper.
Honey Isabelle -and another stripper.
Amethyst Leahnor -Topaz's twin??
Innocent Barbara Marie -oh she will SO NOT BE innocent.. look out when she hits the teens...

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Beyonce Alexsandra -wow this would have to be the only Beyonce i've ever seen apart from the singer..
Yosemite Lisette -Yosemite is a name??
LaKinzie Lynn -ick. that almost made me spew its so fancy and pretty... not!

Ahahahaha!!

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My personal favorites are:

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Perfecto Dante
Azur Corde
Koh Bright Shell
Bishop Joseph

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Jersie Lee
Charli Johnnie Willa
Dklynn Skyler
Timber Lynn
Hylton Pyper
Innocent Barbara Marie

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Shade Philip
Castor Cleon Alexander

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Yosemite Lisette
Legacie Rayne
Heavenly Destany
PrinceElla C J
Story-Raven Lanae
Creedence Elle
Zeblien Soul

Perfecto Dante: The hottest party DJ around!

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Ryle: Rile him up and see how he tears the place apart.

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Skyles: So what is a skyle? Something sharp that you try not to fall onto.

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Remyngton: Couldn't get intot he Ted Nugent Academy of Masculine Charm and Grace because of that sissy y.

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Darwin: In line for a Darwin Award.

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Stadyc Lee Dyce: Stically dice, the dice that won't roll.

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Azur Corde: Because Blue Ribbon was already taken by the family's prize-winning hog.

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Koh Bright Shell: Somebody paid $5000 for this rare seashell at an auction.

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Tighler: Excuse me, but a cross between a tiger and a lion is a liger or a tiglon.

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Cage: Good place to keep the lion-tiger cross.

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Wriley Wilson: Because like, everybody is named Riley.

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Champ Ian: He grinds his teeth: champ champ champ. And he's a loser.

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Ares: AKA Arse.

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Chosyn Ua Tau: The Ua Tau fraternity finally decided to accept him.

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Electra: She looooves her dad.

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Tanner Jean: I'll tan her jeans for her!

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Kale Marie: Calamari. With greens.

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Charli Johnnie Willa: Sounds like mom named her after all the boys she's loved before. At least it's Willa and not WIllie.

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Dklyn: I guess it's De Kay Lynn, but who's to know?

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Tommie Rae: Some hillbilly boy who got arrested for stealing chickens.

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Hylton Pyper: A very nasty Paris Hilton joke is right on the tip of my tongue.

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Wesleigh: Gag.

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Shyy: Not only shy but whinyy.

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Daemon: A demon.

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Honey Isabelle: Honey is a bell! Whoa, surreal, man.

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Innocent Barbara Marie: First arrest in fourth grade for bringing a flame thrower to school.

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Heaven Cabella: Heaven Kaballah, now that's tryndee!

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Trinity, Zion, Journey and Haven: Are they some of those FLDS kids taken away from the ranch?

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Asle James: Asshole James.

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Drakeley: So contrived.

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Castor Cleon Alexander: He was on Star Trek, right? Also, it's only a matter of time before somebody names their kid Ricin.

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Symphony Angelle: Can't carry a tune with handle.

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Yosemite Lisette: At least it isn't Yosemite Samantha.

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Beyonce: Blatant celebrity worship.

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The only ones I like…

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BOYS
Micaiah John

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GIRLS
Micaiah Joy
London Marie
Haven Jade
Haven Cabella

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GIRLS
Finley Grace
Juniper Lily

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I like:

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Haven
Sawyer
Darwin
Azur
August
Huntley
Ares
Sutton
Electra
Emerson
Riley
Weslie
River
Isabelle
Amethyst
Journey
Memphis
Houston
Haven
Canyon
Aris
Summitt
Sabrina
Avonlee
Arion
Azul
September
Creedence

Dklynne sounds like a horrible stripper name

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What are these? Perfecto? Chosyn? Yosemite? Heavenly Destany?

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Legacie Rayne.. what Hilter would've liked to accomplish

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Skipper Rose - Like Barbie's sister, or like Gilligan's captian?

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Asle sounds like that old name legend: "I want to name my kid Ashole pronounced Ash-oh-lee WDYT?". Dear lord.

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I can't even begin with Trinity, Zion, Journey and Haven. It hurts too hard to try.

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EDIT: I should've known, it's Heavenly Destany, not Heavenly Destiny. Silly me.

This message was edited 5/8/2008, 8:57 PM

If I read any more of these, I'll certainly lose all faith in humanity

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And in our public education system. Wait... lol

This message was edited 5/8/2008, 8:44 PM

Perfecto Dante, so sad!!!

This message was edited 5/8/2008, 8:37 PM

Jericho g
August g
Jackson g
Lyric b
Liberty gb
Elliott b
London bg
Shiloh b
Weslie g - maybe
River bg
Topaz b
Amethyst g
Trinity b
Journey b
Houston g
Shade b
Canyon bg
Symphony g
Yosemite g - maybe
Aiden g
Rain gb
Legacy g - maybe
Afton b
Story g

This message was edited 5/8/2008, 8:32 PM