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BOYS
Captain James - what?
Chaos Chastner - *headdesk*
Dreamer Caskey - Dreamer?!
Indigo Butterfly - ok, in high school, this kid is going to mistakenly be put in the girls' gym class.
Jordan Seth Saoirse - Isn't Saoirse a girls' name?
Pagan - ugh.
Noah Elliot Chewbacca - chewing tobacco.
Cannon Hugh - boom.
Sterling Reid - the only halfway decent one on here.
Angel Gabriel and Heaven Emmanuel - *dies* That's just awful.
Essence Demitrius - Spell Demetrius right, that made my PNL during my Greek phase btw, and then Essence?! Of what? Of Demetrius? What IS the essence of Demetrius, anyway?
Haven Le'Blessing - *mouth hangs open*
Cougar Jace - sounds like a brand of shoes.
Raider John - thief
Major Gray - same category as Captain James. Silly-sounding.
Storm Aidan - Oh, it said on the weather today that Tropical Storm Aidan was about to hit.
State James - What kind of state is James in?

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GIRLS
Angel Honey - stripper
Sachet Reddy - a cross between a satchel and a hatchet, and it's ready.
Strawberry Thomas - is that a dessert?
Cyan Alexandria - poisonous
Friday - Thank God Friday showed up. Can't you just see that when she gets older?
Golden - Golden what? Golden jewelry? Golden room that the Incas had???
Stormy Nevaeh - And once they get to N, after Aidan, Tropical Storm Nevaeh is going to hit. Ugh, I hope Nevaeh won't spread to storms.
Blu Skye - *rolls eyes*
O'Klyn Bailey - uhhh...
Playcie Joyce Marie - what the...
Happy Ann - gets diagnosed with depression.
Ireland Rain - Sounds like something Enya would sing about...
Iris Catherine Laurel - I like it a lot!
Jett Black - and she gets put in the boys' gym class. Maybe she and Indigo can trade places.
Love’ - why' do' you' need' the' apostrophe'?
Sonora Nevada - Sonora. I've just found my new fave GP.
Wesleigh Ruth - ewww. Ugly.
Aryan Justice - Noooooo!!! This is the LAST thing we need.
Sway Jadeene - is paralyzed.
Sahara Grace - like, but is a GP
Meadow Marie - a romantic spot for a picnic.
Rosebud Chastity Breeze - pretentious
Minnie Mae Murray - mtoo mmuch malliteration
Mystry Lenay - eye cantt spel
Pagan Bubbles Blossom - yick
Porsche Mercedes - vroom
Miracle Destiny Faith - *raises eyebrows*
Precious Jewel - and her empire's going to get conquered ^^
Serenity Midnight - Sereno! Sereno! Medianoche y todo sereno! (All is well! All is well! Midnight and all is well!)
Whisper - must be a horse
Wrigley Ryan - gum